"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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A friend emailed me this.

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/goldstar_beer_flow_chart_2?size=_original

Notice the implication that the knight in shining armor is the "provider" guy who wines and dines her, gives her the ring, then settles down with the house and kids....

The funniest part is the second bed, to the phone, to the "he loves me he loves me not", to the ice cream, haha!

Some interesting comments (from women no doubt) at the bottom too.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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R19 said:
I think the AFC mindset pursues a oneitis path that looks like the chick's in the flow chart, but without the beds...

This is too good - think it should be moved to Don Juan Discussion or Don Juan Tips.
Actually, the AFC flowchart might be more similar to the woman's in general.

The interesting thing is that there could be soooooo many different offshoots.

How about an alternate ending where the "happy little family" turns into "disillusioned wife starts going out for drinks while hubby is at home watching the ankle biters and finally ends up EATING ICE CREAM" path. Actually, no, she doesn't end up eating ice cream after she gets pumped and dumped, she comes home to hubby cause that's her consolation!

The cycle never ends.....
 

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Good find!

This was my favorite exchange:
Huh, so, I guess it's funny to dudes that drink. If that's the only group they care to cater too... I guess good job. Nice to know my gender's cash or opinion of their campaign is of no value to them.

It's an advertisement for beer. Demographics they don't care about: Females. Prohibitionists.

Oh, I guess females don't drink beer then.

The ones that do will probably laugh at these ads too!
Too true.
 

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Or how about the chart where the chick allows multiple men to take her out on a maximum of two dates (not three because then she'd have to put out) so she can be validated and entertained at the expense of some sucker who still buys into the idea that "dating" is the best way to get to know a woman. It would be one big neverending circle. Until she decides she's ready to spread her legs, that is!

Man, we could have fun with this! We could make all kinds of sub charts!

I am suddenly fascinated by the use of icons to depict the battle of the sexes.....
 

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You could have a flowchart pointing towards a hammer & wrench, ATM machine, passport, box of tissues, and vibrating dildo. You could also have a flowchart flowing towards five men (simultaneously) but in the end are cats. These flowcharts could be combined.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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There's actually a pretty good series of these ads. I've been having damn near every guy I work with sending them to me.
 

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There is more to the flow chart.

Beneath the pictures with the kids, the Knight in shining armour loses all his armour and replaced with a wife beaters, a beer gut and instead of a horse he is riding on a sofa in front of the tv. Also beside him there is the picture of the woman who is now twice as large as the man, wearing a fur coat with an x mark where her vagina is supposed to be located.

Then underneath that there is a picture of a judges gavel and underneath that money with legs that is running away from the man towards the woman, which seperates the flow chart into the man drinking beer and the woman drinking martini and the cycle continues.


THE END!
 

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STR8UP said:
A friend emailed me this.

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/goldstar_beer_flow_chart_2?size=_original

Notice the implication that the knight in shining armor is the "provider" guy who wines and dines her, gives her the ring, then settles down with the house and kids....

The funniest part is the second bed, to the phone, to the "he loves me he loves me not", to the ice cream, haha!

Some interesting comments (from women no doubt) at the bottom too.
Hahaha that's awesome. God I want a beer now.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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