Flow Chart

[STR8UP]

A friend emailed me this.

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/goldstar_beer_flow_chart_2?size=_original

Notice the implication that the knight in shining armor is the "provider" guy who wines and dines her, gives her the ring, then settles down with the house and kids....

The funniest part is the second bed, to the phone, to the "he loves me he loves me not", to the ice cream, haha!

Some interesting comments (from women no doubt) at the bottom too.

 

[STR8UP]

I think the AFC mindset pursues a oneitis path that looks like the chick's in the flow chart, but without the beds...

This is too good - think it should be moved to Don Juan Discussion or Don Juan Tips.

Actually, the AFC flowchart might be more similar to the woman's in general.

The interesting thing is that there could be soooooo many different offshoots.

How about an alternate ending where the "happy little family" turns into "disillusioned wife starts going out for drinks while hubby is at home watching the ankle biters and finally ends up EATING ICE CREAM" path. Actually, no, she doesn't end up eating ice cream after she gets pumped and dumped, she comes home to hubby cause that's her consolation!

The cycle never ends.....

 

[Deep Dish]

Good find!

This was my favorite exchange:

Huh, so, I guess it's funny to dudes that drink. If that's the only group they care to cater too... I guess good job. Nice to know my gender's cash or opinion of their campaign is of no value to them.

It's an advertisement for beer. Demographics they don't care about: Females. Prohibitionists.

Oh, I guess females don't drink beer then.

The ones that do will probably laugh at these ads too!

Too true.

 

[STR8UP]

Or how about the chart where the chick allows multiple men to take her out on a maximum of two dates (not three because then she'd have to put out) so she can be validated and entertained at the expense of some sucker who still buys into the idea that "dating" is the best way to get to know a woman. It would be one big neverending circle. Until she decides she's ready to spread her legs, that is!

Man, we could have fun with this! We could make all kinds of sub charts!

I am suddenly fascinated by the use of icons to depict the battle of the sexes.....

 

[Deep Dish]

You could have a flowchart pointing towards a hammer & wrench, ATM machine, passport, box of tissues, and vibrating dildo. You could also have a flowchart flowing towards five men (simultaneously) but in the end are cats. These flowcharts could be combined.

 

[Warrior74]

NERDS!

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/misc/pictures/nerds.jpg

:crackup:

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

There's actually a pretty good series of these ads. I've been having damn near every guy I work with sending them to me.

 

[DJDamage]

There is more to the flow chart.

Beneath the pictures with the kids, the Knight in shining armour loses all his armour and replaced with a wife beaters, a beer gut and instead of a horse he is riding on a sofa in front of the tv. Also beside him there is the picture of the woman who is now twice as large as the man, wearing a fur coat with an x mark where her vagina is supposed to be located.

Then underneath that there is a picture of a judges gavel and underneath that money with legs that is running away from the man towards the woman, which seperates the flow chart into the man drinking beer and the woman drinking martini and the cycle continues.


THE END!

 

[Jon55]

A friend emailed me this.

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/goldstar_beer_flow_chart_2?size=_original

Notice the implication that the knight in shining armor is the "provider" guy who wines and dines her, gives her the ring, then settles down with the house and kids....

The funniest part is the second bed, to the phone, to the "he loves me he loves me not", to the ice cream, haha!

Some interesting comments (from women no doubt) at the bottom too.

Hahaha that's awesome. God I want a beer now.

 

[squirrels]

It's a very clever set of ads.

God....I thought *I* was jaded.