"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Flirting

Confident1

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ok I am hoping someone will read this. I just got home from hanging out with the girl I have been "working." And yet nothing has happened. Then she said something that has pretty much got me going insane, she said: "I don't think I have ever seen you flirt with anyone."

And she is right, I don't flirt. I just don't know how. I have been thinking about it and I am as ****y as they come I put myself up and tell girls how I am too good for them and ****, but I don't know how to get across my interest in them. And please, don't tell me kino, I am working/ trying that. I have read the bible on kino. Is there a section on FLIRTING.

I need a crash course, in, as odd as this sounds, something that comes naturally to everybody it seems. I need a crash course in flirting.

Thank you.

I'm sure you guys are sick of me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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NYC Dude

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Flirting is basically being sexual in your actions around a girl. This can be through speech or through touch. A good use of ****y+funny will be sexual in nature, and kino is inheritantly sexual as well. Basically, flirting is similiar to having a conversation with someone, just add sex.
 

azn_alex

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naa man, its nothing to do with sexual topics of conversation

heres some recent examples that ive used or have had used on me

1.
[im playing pool with a new girl i just met]
[she moves to where the cue ball is but im standing there]
her: [jokingly] stop following me!
me: [jokingly] hahah damn u just wanna get really close to me dont u

2.
[walking out of a clothes store with a girl]
me: damn u get changed fast
her: hahah yea i know, [jokingly] when u're around i cant help but my drop my pants

3.
[on fone with gf]
me: wats that sound?
her: i got my pen in my mouth
me: practicising?
her: hahah get lost! i dont need to practice, im already good
me: yea? why dont u show me?

THAT is flirting, its not hard at all
 

dannowillbookem

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make innuendo. its funny.

this girl asked me if i have a job. i said i worked for fedex. she asked if i was a little young to be driving around a truck. i told her they let me cause i have a very big package.

also, neg hits. i call them fake comedy cause they're so easy and they get laughs from girls. see something about her that could be taken negatively? bug her about it.

its really easy with younger girls. "ur only thirteen?! and i've been hitting on u the entire evening! man if i went through with my plans of having sex with you tonight feds would come down in hellicopters and haul me off"

haha that was so funny when i said that
 
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