flirting tip: name calling!

[sa2009]

I used this on a recent girl who i was quite friendly with... don't try it cold.

Remember when you used to name call in the playground? Use this technique to provoke a reminder of those fun times... simply... randomly txt the girl a cute-insult, and follow it with a kiss.

If she responds with something like "what? what are you saying that for? what does that mean?" just don't reply for a while then repeat.

Eventually she'll name call you back and you can go on for hours. The ideas is that you "win" when she can't find something original to txt back.

You need to use words that aren't too offensive - if she doesn't know what the word means - all the better.

Here are my favourites:
gonk
dweeb
fruit
fannybatter
flid

 

[Guitar_Whizz]

I've also used 'dork' and 'doofus' and you can get a good little bit of banter going by text message if you use these flirty names. I remember one girl who replied back to a text message when I called her 'Doofus', she wrote her message and signed off with 'from Doofus'.

Be careful, though, some girls might act offended if you called them these names. If so, then she's an uptight b*tch that ou need to get rid of. Or you can tease her by saying 'you don't have a sense of humour?'.

 

[sa2009]

Dork... I'm adding that to my list. Any other suggestions??!

 

[MAN_OF_TOMMOROW]

Slaphead prounounced slap-ED (Will make her laugh if prounounced properly)
Plod
Bumpkin
Stinky (Definetly not-cold- prounounced asif you where in nursery)
wolly (From where's WOLLY the comic books)
Termite (If she's small)
Popbelly (definetly NON-cold)
Or maybe something including the first intial/s of her name like (e.g Abbie - AB FLAB, Sophie - SOPHIE POPHIE - Charlie - CHARLIE FARTLIE etc).

It's worked for me, everytime.

 

[eaglez1177]

Loser
Geek
Weirdo
Poophead/poopface (girls think its hilarious)

 

[King Turi]

Well, I told a chick she was sh1t the other night, and she wound up slapping me in the face a couple of times as hard as she could and then she almost started crying.

I had to go tell her I was jokin' around tryin' to have some fun and we sorted it out.

She seriously thought I was insulting her, I do it all the time to her and well I always assumed she knew I was joking around, but turns out she thought I was serious the whole time and she asked me why I was always trying to make her life hell. ._.

As for calling out to people, well I usually use "oi, d1ckhead".

 

[Leporello]

Catalina: I realized I was being a buttbag.

Earl: A what?

Catalina. A buttbag. It's a bag of butts.

 

[Negative_Nancy]

b1tch
cvnt
ass rabbit
ass monkey
Motherfvcker
wh0re
Pig pvssy
Nerd face
dweeb
nitter
bitties
Small fry
Thyck chick
Fat ass
whale
booger nose
fool
dummy
ass face
monkey butt
doucher
B1tch Tits


just to name a few

 

[Leporello]

b1tch
cvnt
ass rabbit
ass monkey
Motherfvcker
wh0re
Pig pvssy
Nerd face
dweeb
nitter
bitties
Small fry
Thyck chick
Fat ass
whale
booger nose
fool
dummy
ass face
monkey butt
doucher


just to name a few

Sheesh, a little over-aggressive there.

Generally the sillier and more creative the better.

 

[DJ Miquelo]

hahah i wonder how it would go if u called a girl u were flirting with a 'Motherfvcker' lol

 

[Jay Dee]

hahah i wonder how it would go if u called a girl u were flirting with a 'Motherfvcker' lol

Use Mo-Fo, much better.

 

[sa2009]

Yeah... the idea is to *confuse* not to *insult*

So... list of good ones so far:
Geek
Gonk
Gimp
Flid
Spanner
Wrench
Dweeb
Fannybatter
Dork
Slaphead!
Bumpkin
Wolly
Termite


Lets add some more!