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Can someone please give me some tips to build up flexibility? Especially in the legs.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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stretch! lol
funny, no?
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funny, no?
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Well examples of specific stretches would help 
Soshyopathe
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Side splits, then bring legs in a little closer, but still spread, bend forward at the waist. Turn and grab each leg. Then do a hurdler stretch, one leg bent, one leg forward. Bend forward, then bend back, switch legs, do the same. Stand on your fingers, and try to stand up. Stretch the calves. Straiten your legs and bend over at the waist. Bridge.
Hold each for 20+ seconds and do not bounce.
Hold each for 20+ seconds and do not bounce.