"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Flavored Lube

Do you like the taste of flavored lube?

  • Yes! I eat flavored lube on my pancakes!

    Votes: 3 27.3%

  • No. Flavored lube takes like car oil.

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • I've never had the pleasure of tasting flavored lube.

    Votes: 7 63.6%
  • Total voters
    11
Desdinova

Desdinova

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I really don't get this 5hit. I went taste-testing flavored lube at the sex shop with my woman. Every single one of them had this horrid aftertaste, kinda like the 10-30 stuff you put in your car.

Why the fvck would I care what lube tastes like anyway? I don't need lube when I'm chowing on box, and I actually like the taste of lady juice. I'm guessing this stuff is more for women than men.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

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I do think they are meant to enhance oral for woman.

A comedian once said they should develop a pill that makes a man’s come taste like chocolate. Men would get all the blow jobs they could handle and women would never get pregnant by mistake!

Hubby and I were in an adult store recently and we decided the perfect lubes for a man would be Prime Rib or Hooter’s Wings flavors, none of that berry, vanilla garbage. Or better yet, a six pack of little beer flavored ones. He added they should shy away from the sushi line!

He had me rolling, but he does have a point!
 
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