"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Flaking on women is amazing

skinnyguy

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I had dates lined up for both Friday and Saturday and I just flaked on both of them.

The Friday girl likes me a lot but I would rather get work done tomorrow night and go to bed early. The Saturday girl, who is from Europe, has been giving me **** tests on Whatsapp all week and I wanted to crush her ego. To be honest I think she might have flaked if I didn't flake first, but now the beauty of it is that it seems like she is chasing me.

Not being dependent on women to have a good weekend is pretty liberating. On Saturday I'm going to go see Sully with family members. 10 years ago I would have gone out with any bimbo, but now that I'm older my priorities have really shifted.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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El Payaso

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Good for you. It's liberating.
 
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