"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fix This board up and Add a few more forums

Ak89

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What we need are Mods who can check everyday and delete the dumb posts.

Add a Support forum where ppl can post about a small problem like O what should i do? I got the number now wat?

Also add a Field report Forum With full detailed and good Reports and bad reports about things that happened

Also have a Journal Forum for ppl with there Journals that way the journals don't get lost in all the crap that gets posted
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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comic_relief

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*looks around and makes sure no one is looking* starts whispering "Come here! come here! go to Eternals site. Shhh. don't tell anyone shhh"

*someone enters*Sorry these forum ideas have been discussed previously over and have been shot down. No need to beat a dead horse dude.:D
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by Ak89
What we need are Mods who can check everyday and delete the dumb posts.
Well I can promise you this much, everything else is probably not gonna happen. Sorry :D
 

diablo

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Who determines what dumb posts are? Then we'll have a whole new slew of people posting "THE MODS DELETED MY POST THEY SHOULD GET BANNED CUZ I ASKEd HOW TO DO A MOVE ON A GIRL AND THEY DIDNT LET ME AKS IT THEY DELETED ME@!!!"

Do you realize how much work what you suggest entails? Even if we could agree unanimously on what constitutes a 'dumb post', you want us to delete every 'dumb post' from every thread in every section of the entire site? There are nearly half a million posts at the time of this posting... I guess you would rather us mods sit here every day doing nothing but deleting posts instead of getting booty? :p
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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prosemont

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For example, I'm sure *somebody* (not me of course) would this that THIS thread is pretty fvcking dumb. :D
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by Ak89
What we need are Mods who can check everyday and delete the dumb posts.
wow you are so right, the mods are not doing the job porperly, if they where they would have deleted this post already:p
 
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