"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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First time :)

Janez

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Hello.

Just got great blowj0b from a friend and it was great. It was the first time for her.

Tnx to sosuave


[This message has been edited by Janez (edited 08-13-2002).]
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SwishaHouse

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good lawd thats awesome

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I always get all in ya girls heiny
Cuz she ain't seen the Jordans on my feet since the early nineties
Since box beamaz
I nut on a chicks face till it look like she covered in noxzema
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Janez:
Hello.

Just got great blowj0b from a friend and it was great. It was the first time for her.

Tnx to sosuave


What a fairy tale ending to a beautiful success story.
 

Eroticising

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My goodness man, no way...What a story dude.

I really liked the bit where the guy was hanging off the cliff, holding on for his life, oh and the ending was fantastic, I would of never suspected the drug store owner did it!!!!


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