"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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[S]alvatore

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Found on craiglist:

Here's the deal: I met someone I am really interested in (amazing guy, really) things are going great and naturally progressing along if you get my drift, but one problem... I'm a virgin. Yeah i know that may not seem like one to you, but it is to me. I've always been the quite, introverted, thinker sitting in the back watching the world go by, and never sought out relationships. I prefer to sit and mock people from afar. I'm essentially looking for someone to become friends with and hopefully teach me everything they know.. if you get what I'm asking. I don't want to be awful the first time he and I hook up, so this is why I'm asking. A shot in the dark, I know, but I realize most of you guys don't read all of (any) cl post so we'll see what sorts of responses I get.

about me: 21, white, brown hair, blue eyes, 5'6" and a size 12/14 not looking to do this tonight, and not looking to be your new best friend either. so if you've read this far and are interested send me an email, please include a picture, and form somewhat coherent sentences.. and i'll do the same edit; holy hell you people are fast, kind of scary. I'm serious, but picky. This isn't something that's going to happen tomorrow, I'm not stupid or disparate. I have a few guy friends who have offered, but I don't want to complicate my friendships with them.


Yay or nay?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I've seen that exact same post somewhere else. It's spam, don't waste your time.
 

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5'6" and a size 12/14
I'm pretty sure a size 12/14 is huge. She's probably a totally fat ugly girl.

edit; holy hell you people are fast, kind of scary. I'm serious, but picky. This isn't something that's going to happen tomorrow, I'm not stupid or disparate. I have a few guy friends who have offered, but I don't want to complicate my friendships with them.
She wants a Brad Pitt to seduce her slowly into allowing him discreetly fvck her fat ugly ass like a porn star. Wow she doesn't expect much. She sounds totally worthless.
 

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Kerpal said:
I don't understand women's sizes. Like if someone says they are a size 12 (or whatever) I have no idea what that means. Is there a web site or something with examples of all the different sizes? It's so confusing :confused:
Anything over a size 6 is usually fat and each size bigger is fatter obviously. This webpage will make it all clear:Womens-Sizes
 

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I think you guys misunderstood the point I was trying to make. Do you think it's right that she wants to lose her virginity to some random person, just so she has some experience when she sleeps with the guy she is dating?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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[S]alvatore said:
I think you guys misunderstood the point I was trying to make. Do you think it's right that she wants to lose her virginity to some random person, just so she has some experience when she sleeps with the guy she is dating?

No I caught that and no I don't think it's right. That's why I said she was worthless and expects this discreet sex learning process be with a Brad Pitt type guy. She's just fat, ugly and stupid in all likelihood.
 

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bang a hooker , genius, get over your virgin self

its useless in the real world
 
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