"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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First time you got laid... (i dont expect many replies, LOL)

Ken785

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My first time was when i was 18 at Hunington Beach working on my tan. I was rubbing sun tan lotion on myself and asked this 21 year old HB8.5 if she could help me get the spots i couldnt reach....she proceeded to do so and i stuck up a convo, then i asked if she wanted me to do her and she said sure. So im rubbing her now and start talking a little more, i told her that i loved how soft her skin felt, she blushed a little and we chat it up some more while in still massaging her. Then i ask her if there were any other spots she needed me to get, she said yeah....20 minutes later we were at her house Fvcking like crazy!! It felt so incredible, Best lay i ever had.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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cave dweller

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***** house

My first lay was in a ***** house called 'Pinkies'.
There were three girls working there.
April
May
June
Her name was April.

cave dweller
 

quest

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does this one count?

i was at a party not too long before my 19th and was drinking...

my mate bet me a beer i wouldn't kiss this chick, she was prob HB5.. so i did, but being embarrassed i said want to go for a walk. next door was a school, we went onto a basketball court and were kissing, i started fingering her (had never been further then that with a girl prior too) and she started sucking my ****, then pushed me down to give her head.. next thing i'm standing up kissing her again and shes put me inside her no condom.. i was a bit scared of that and didn't have a condom so i got out after a couple of pumps...


so if that doesnt count..

i had a girlfriend a few months later and we were out at a club.. i was drinkign she was driving..

i said, lets go out for a walk, went to her car, and ****ed her in the back seat..
 

Avsguy01

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I dated an ex for about 8 months, and in that time before i finally broke up with her, she had never given me any!! We tried but she was really uncomfortable with it. Well time went by after the break up and she calls me up one night (about 6-8 months later) and admits she is a nympho. Supposedly she finally had sex and found out she really enjoyed it. So we set up a motel room and we paid half and half, and we went at it. Sex=bad. She was terrible. She couldnt even handle me, plus she said she was getting all dizzy....ha ha. Sex sucked but atleast my virginity was gone. I felt really good going home that day :)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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