"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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First paragraph, simply amazing

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I just begun reading seductionlair's ebook and it just boggled my mind what he said about some butterfly

"
A butterfly flaps its wings, the breeze it creates sends a puff of pollen from
a nearby flower into the air, causing a rhinoceros to sneeze. The sound of
that sneeze causes a herd of zebras to stampede, disrupting the flow of
wind current, which helps create a hurricane in the South Pacific, which
causes American Airlines to cancel their flights that night, which means
the girl of your dreams is forced to stay in town for one more day. You
find her at your favorite bar with her friends, partying away her borrowed
time."

It seems kinda far fetched but think about it... One friken butterfly caused katrina and all the damage in new orleans...plus
40 billions dollars +, just to fix everything
:eek:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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...and my psychic powers control the sun flares that will somehow though 7 dimensions of space, fry the inside of your home, cause cars to shut down, leaving you disabled on a interstate. But then, as the big dragon from the blue water .....

Get my drift?
 

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Originally posted by bbestar
I just begun reading seductionlair's ebook and it just boggled my mind what he said about some butterfly

"
A butterfly flaps its wings, the breeze it creates sends a puff of pollen from
a nearby flower into the air, causing a rhinoceros to sneeze. The sound of
that sneeze causes a herd of zebras to stampede, disrupting the flow of
wind current, which helps create a hurricane in the South Pacific, which
causes American Airlines to cancel their flights that night, which means
the girl of your dreams is forced to stay in town for one more day. You
find her at your favorite bar with her friends, partying away her borrowed
time."

It seems kinda far fetched but think about it... One friken butterfly caused katrina and all the damage in new orleans...plus
40 billions dollars +, just to fix everything
:eek:
This is just a joke right? ;)

The Butterfly Effect helps us get women? Impressive.

AS
 

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So...if I pass gas will I destroy the world?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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find the book

"The little bug went Kachoo"

it was a very similar story about a bug sneezing. its a childs book, similar to Dr Zeus. - possibly Dr Zeus?
 

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How does a bunch of running zebras disrupt wind currents so much that a hurricane is formed?
 
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Unless there were a ****load of zebras, there's no way they could start a hurricane. And think about it, if the hurricane were on the brink of building up, it would have happened anyway. With or without the help of the zebras.

Btw, aren't rhinos omnivores? Why would a rhino sneeze make a herd of zebras run?

This is all far fetched bull ****.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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