This number's probably botched; in the future ALWAYS text their number almost as soon as you get it. I.e. "You're really ****ing drunk right now. But you better text me back tom --[Your name]." She'll go through her phone in the morning, see your text, and decide you must've been important when she was drunk. She might not remember who you are but you just tease her, bust on her for being tore up, tell her you're unforgettable, highly offended but she can make it up to you by buying you coffee."
In this case, just text her: "Lol. You're crazy. Probably shouldn't even text you but I have thing for girls with [whatever physical characteristic she has]--and I've always had bad judgement
" And go from there.
I'm about to copy a text convo I had from almost that exact same situation, except I texted her the night off. I'll try to break it down a little so you can see why it works:
Fastlife, 1:28 AM: You're really drunk right now. But you better text me back tom. -Fastlife.
Girl, 10:40 AM: hahaha I'm slightly sober now
[Texted back. IOI.]
Fastlife, 1:13 PM: Trouble lol. I have a thing for small girl with green eyes
Girl, 3:14 PM: reaaaaally
[**** test]
Fastlife, 3:39 PM: You gonna be in town over spring break?
[Ignore sh1t test]
Girl, 3:39 PM: no! going home to [redacted]
[Her attraction is spiked]
Girl, 3:40 PM: I'm really sorry but who is this
[Sh1t test--she knew who I was]
Fastlife, 3:41 PM: We met at [redacted]. I told you you looked like a hobbit
[Remaining unaffected. Callback humor]
Girl, 3:43 PM: I slightly remember that
Girls, 3:43 PM: you're such a gentleman
[Sh1t test]
Fastlife, 3:48 PM: I want you to draw me like your french girls
[Nuke her frame. More callback humor]
Girl, 3:49 PM: definitely could do that for ya
[IOI]
Girl, 3:53 PM: tell me your first name though
[Seeking comfort/rapport]
Fastlife, 3:56 PM: [Redacted]. And you're...was it [redacted]?
[Pretend I don't 100 % remember her name. Match her level of investment]
Girl, 3:57 PM: [Redacted]? we both have grandparent names
[Seeking rapport]
Girl, 3:57 PM: yeah it's [redacted]
Fastlife, 4:02 PM: Totally. Prolly going out with some friends tues
[Time bridge. DHV--social proof]
Girl, 4:02 PM: wait where are you from
[Investment]
Fastlife, 4:03 PM: You should come thru. Make sure it wasn't the beer goggles
[Time bridge. Neg. Deny to her investment]
Girl, 4:03 PM: lol it wasn't I'm super cute
[Qualification]
Fastlife, 4:20 PM: I'm from a little bit of everywhere. [Redacted] mostly
[Comfort as reward]
Girl, 4:20 PM: how tall are you
[Sh1t test--trying to make me qualify]
Fastlife, 4:20 PM: You totally told me you were from [redacted] lol
[Blast past her frame]
Girl, 4:20 PM: I am from [redacted]
Fastlife, 4:21 PM: You only want me for my height
[Make fun of her frame]
Girl, 4:21 PM: depends
Girl, 4:21 PM: if you're over 6 I def only want you for your height.
[This is her trying to flirt]
Fastlife, 4:25 PM: 6'1. And your like 4'11?
[Finally give in. Make her qualify]
Girl, 4:25 PM: and a half
Fastlife, 4:27 PM: A little too tall but we'll make it work
[Qualifying her]
Girl, 4:27 PM: you're a little too short but I'll settle
[Sh1t test or just flirting. No biggie]
Fastlife, 4:54 PM: Picture. Don't want you to embarrass me in front of my friends
[New frame. Ask for big investment]
Girl, 4:57 PM: lol
[Too much investment for her right now]
Fastlife, 5:08 PM: Or we can hangout tonight
[Frame shift. Ask for a smaller investment]
Girl, 5:08 PM: I'm down
[She's likely to do the smaller investment]
Girl, 5:09 PM: I have a big test tomorrow that I have 0 motivation to study for
Fastlife, 5:16 PM: Stress relief. You stay [redacted]?
Girl, 5:17 PM: yessssir [redacted]
Fastlife, 5:25 PM: Early day tom. But if I come thru around 8 we can play uno or something
[I don't own uno lol--but it won't trigger ASD]
Girl, 5:26 PM: that sounds incredible
Fastlife, 5:28: Text me your address & I'll text you when I head that way
Girl, 5:29 PM: i really need to study fvck
[Sh1t test]
Girl, 5:29 PM: im still drunk
[Sh1t test--possible ASD--can't possibly be drunk 15 hours later]
Fastlife, 5:32 PM: Couple rounds. Half an hour. Study now, stress relief, study later
[Reassert my frame[
Girl, 5:33 PM: okay okay
Fastlife, 5:38 MP: Your address
[Assert my frame]
Girl, 5:39 PM: [Redacted]
Girl, 5:39 PM: wait
Girl, 5:39 PM: are you a serial killer
[Seeking comfort]
Fastlife, 5:41 PM: No. I'm a [redacted]. Like the opposite
[Comfort]
Fastlife, 5:41 PM: Serial killers don't play uno
[Comfort]
Girl, 5:42 PM: oh you weren't kidding about playing uno
[She knows what's up]
Fastlife, 5:42 PM: Maybe
[I know she knows...]
Girl, 5:42 PM: what's our plan
Fastlife, 5:44 PM: 8 o'clock. I'll bring uno. We'll go from there
[But I can't say all that since it'll trigger ASD]
Girl, 5:44 PM: sounds good
However, you can make a text convo work without worrying about all those nuances. In fact, I'd recommend learning to play by ear before worrying about all the nuances. But it might be helpful to see the kinds of sh1t tests you'll run into in this type of scenario.