"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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First Grader accused of sexual harassment!

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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zekko

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He got in trouble for singing "I'm Sexy and I Know It". That's a freaking parody song! I could see the faculty not wanting him to sing it, but to call it sexual harassment and suspend him? A first grader? What a weird world we're living in right now. It's like the inmates are running the asylum.

Of course, we have to ask the usual question, can you imagine a little girl being accused of sexual harassment for singing "I'm sexy and I know it"? She would probably be lauded for being empowered. Apparently males aren't allowed to consider themselves sexy, that's a female privilege.

I was reading the comments, the girls who got in trouble for singing "Afternoon Delight" in grade school was funny (they thought it was about fireworks).

Then the one guy mentioned "My Ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry from 1972. I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out how that got on the radio.
 

scrouds

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Lets register him as a sex offender so he can't get within 1000 feet a child!
 

ezio

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wtf this is insane. the kid was trying to have a little fun and he's accused of sexual harassment!! its not like he jumped the girl and started to tear her clothes off or anything.
punishing men over the most insignificant stuff just because a woman happens to feel slightly uncomfortable is just retarded but the sad thing is we hear more of these stories everyday. The kid's parents will need to reassure him that he did nothing wrong else he might grow up with some serious AFC tendencies as a result of this incident
 

Down Low

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The boy is almost certainly "innocent" in the classical sense.

What if he was in 12th grade and was making clowning around type sexual advances to another 12th grader? Would this really be wrong? No, of course not. It's a normal part of co-ed life for post-pubescent males to make advances to post-pubescent females. There are private schools for parents who don't want that. In many states, government funding follows the student around, so it would be free or nearly free to the parents.

Isn't it true that children tattle tale about each other to the teacher? Yes, of course. The younger they are, the more they do it. Tattling is part of learning not to do bad things themselves. Teachers and school administrators have special post-graduate study and teaching internships that's supposed to prepare them for the real world.

If I were the father of that boy, I'd raise holy hell about it at the school board meeting, threaten to sue, and hope some scumbag lawyer showed up at my doorsteps eager to do the deed.

Almost forgot: OP makes a good point. Some countries have laws against "defamation of the state" which makes the fictitious entity the state equivalent to a human being (as does the official US view on corporate personhood). These scattered court rulings (common law) could easily form the basis for legislation about some supposed "defamation of women" (as a "corporate entity" or "class" being violated under the 14th Amendment).
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I am not her man. She can't stand the thought of me touching her. She's dripping with other men's semen. She is ashamed to be seen with me. She never misses an opportunity to disrespect me. Everything I do is wrong. I am the problem. She got what she wanted from me. She says "I hate you so much I could kill you." Going away forever will make her happy again. So I'm leaving her to her pumped-and-dumped lifestyle and leaving her bastard child fatherless. I'd be better off with no woman at all than wasting another second thinking about her. I learned from my mistakes and the next relationship will be done with planning for my happiness.

BTW guys, at the very moment of this post, my recent b1tch is over at her boss' house making herself available to him yet again. They too have a stormy affair.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Colorado must be overrun with weirdo's escaping from California.
 
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