"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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First ever cruise

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Hello fellow DJs, I am going on my first ever cruise on May 12th. Norwegian Sky to be exact. Leaving Miami to the Bahamas for 3 days! Going with my parents and grandmother, but I'm sharing the room with just my grandmother. So, what can I expect. How are the girls there? High chance of getting a lay on a 5 day cruise?

I was planning on finding people to chill with the very second I got on the ship, guys or girls, does not matter. Just cool people around my age to spend time with. I'm very social and easy to get along with so I don't see that being a problem. Just not sure if a girls down to fvck some guy she just met on a cruise she knows she wont see again.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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dutchmaster said:
Hello fellow DJs, I am going on my first ever cruise on May 12th. Norwegian Sky to be exact. Leaving Miami to the Bahamas for 3 days! I'm sharing the room with just my grandmother. So, what can I expect. High chance of getting a lay on a 5 day cruise?
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Getting a lay......from your grandmother? :crackup:

Sorry, couldn't resist. I know I unfairly edited your post.
 
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If they have a topless sunbathing deck, be prepared to see the oldest, saggiest t!ts that you have ever seen. Nudism attracts all the wrong people.

And no, you probably won't get laid, mostly due to not having your own cabin. Try for drunk; it's easier. Get a bottle from the duty-free shop and mix your own. The ship charges too much for booze. Also smuggle in rum from the dock in the Bahamas. It should be about $6 U.S. a bottle.
 
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If they have a topless sunbathing deck, be prepared to see the oldest, saggiest t!ts that you have ever seen. Nudism attracts all the wrong people.

And no, you probably won't get laid, mostly due to not having your own cabin. Try for drunk; it's easier. Get a bottle from the duty-free shop and mix your own. The ship charges too much for booze. Also smuggle in rum from the dock in the Bahamas. It should be about $6 U.S. a bottle.
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That's real cheap not bad. How can I smuggle it on? I read they check everyone bags. Also couldn't a girl take me to her room if I suggest it, doesn't seem all that taboo. It's a ship in the ocean I'm sure we could find somewhere to fvck?
 
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Hey, regarding getting laid, nothing is impossible. Don't let me discourage you from trying.

They don't check you closely when coming on to the ship, at least when coming back in from a foreign port. When I went on a cruise with multiple stops, you were supposed to check the bottles of booze you bought on shore into a locker, so that you have to buy expensive drinks on the ship. But the guards are always underpaid, so they don't care very much. Hassling customers is not good for business. Just be discrete.

On a separate topic, just fwiw, pot is super easy to get and cheap in the Bahamas, or anywhere in the Caribbean. If you are into that sort of thing, DO NOT take it back with you to the U.S. There is a cottage industry of drug Feds who make a lot of money busting kids with bags of weed coming off cruises from the Bahamas and Jamaica. They use a drug dog to catch you, then they shake you and your parents down for as much money as you have in order to let you go, after a long afternoon of screaming at you that you are going to go to jail for 20 years. I know a girl who got caught this way coming back from her honeymoon; all of her family was there to meet her as she got arrested. Her parents paid $3,500 to the cops for them to let her go, but that was several years ago. I'm sure the bribe/fine prices have gone up.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey, regarding getting laid, nothing is impossible. Don't let me discourage you from trying.

They don't check you closely when coming on to the ship, at least when coming back in from a foreign port. When I went on a cruise with multiple stops, you were supposed to check the bottles of booze you bought on shore into a locker, so that you have to buy expensive drinks on the ship. But the guards are always underpaid, so they don't care very much. Hassling customers is not good for business. Just be discrete.

On a separate topic, just fwiw, pot is super easy to get and cheap in the Bahamas, or anywhere in the Caribbean. If you are into that sort of thing, DO NOT take it back with you to the U.S. There is a cottage industry of drug Feds who make a lot of money busting kids with bags of weed coming off cruises from the Bahamas and Jamaica. They use a drug dog to catch you, then they shake you and your parents down for as much money as you have in order to let you go, after a long afternoon of screaming at you that you are going to go to jail for 20 years. I know a girl who got caught this way coming back from her honeymoon; all of her family was there to meet her as she got arrested. Her parents paid $3,500 to the cops for them to let her go, but that was several years ago. I'm sure the bribe/fine prices have gone up.
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Hmm alright, I'll try haha. As for the bottle, I'll see how they do it on the first day, then one of the next two I'll decide on the Rum smuggling. As for pot, yeah I love to toke, I'm sure I can hold out 5 days without it tho but thanks for the tip I was planning on doing that actually. If anything I could just smoke in the Bahamas and leave everything there.

Really excited though, I've heard nothing but good things from people about cruises.
 
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Cruises are great. I've had some great times on several within the past five years or so.

There are only several hundred people on the ship, giving you an inclusive little group to work with and if you spot some females you want to game its a different dynamic than at a bar or club - since you know for sure you are likely to find them again the next day. Just do what is normal, move fast, and have fun.

I would also recommend smuggling in booze. Everything is expensive on cruises and they overcharge a lot. On the last cruise I was on, I met some girls from New Jersey who did it in a way I thought was brilliant - simply take a listerine bottle, pour out the listerine, replace it with vodka, add blue food coloring, and put it in your luggage along with the other stuff. Nobody will be the wiser. Of course this wont work with non-clear alcohol, but its a good idea if you want to save tons of money.
 
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