"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I have been set up with a hottie tommarow night. I am contomplating postponing it. However if I do not end up postponing I have a question on how to give some hints to make this girl go dutch on this first date. I really dont wanna pay for her azz on this first date im not quite sure she is worth my money. HAHA so anything thing u got would be great.
 

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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say something like "the last girl i dated didn't want to pay for anything so i had to punch her really hard in the c unt and it was a bloody mess because she was on the rag"
 
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LMFAO thats hilarious. Yet disturbing
 
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its commin quick nobody has nothin?
 
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Uh, first dates are supposed to be cheap and yes you're supposed to be paying for most of it. Now you're trying to weasel out of it, you might as well cancel but then again that may or may not put you in a worser light.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just pay for her food at dinner if you go that,and say something like"I payed for dinner toots,get the tip for me". Other then that you should not be paying for anything.
 
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