First Date Mistakes

djshay

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Alright, now that you have the date you should make it nice! Here are a few rules that you should follow.

· Showing up late. Is this date important to you? Obviously not! You are such a screw-up.
· Showing up early. You have totally cut my primping time short.
· Not making a reservation for dinner. This guy is so unprepared.
· Dressing too casually. Does this guy dress like this all the time? I guess this date isn’t anything special. Another situation where formal is better than casual! See a trend?
· Bragging and talking about yourself too much. This guy is such a prick.
· Ordering a messy meal. This man is a clumsy slob… I can’t wait to tell my friends about this one.
· Not having enough cash. You are poor! I never want to see you again!
· Talking about past relationships. This guy is still hung up on his ex.
 

Don the Legend

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Also,

Don't swear. Use proper english or depending where you are from, your proper language.

Iron your clothes. It you come up all wrinkly then it gives the appearance that you can't take care of yourself.

Take a shower and brush your teeth. This is obvious of course.

Avoid confrontational conversations.

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UnimagnbleBstard

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Don't grab her boob when you kiss her!
 

syncmaster

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Originally posted by UnimagnbleBstard:
Don't grab her boob when you kiss her!
Defenitly not her boob. You always want to grab her ass tho.
... if you can't tell this was a joke, you shouldn't be dating. :p

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bump
 

1utfan1

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and if you must have an alcoholic beverage DON't overdo it!!!!

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Centaurion

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hehe yeah i second that you shouldn't get pissed on a date...lol have bad experience with that...


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CapBoy

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ha ha..this post is funny... i would like to put soime more..
don't smell like ****:>..
and don;t foget the mint:>

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