"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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First Date Guide

priz

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I was looking around the forums and couldn't find any guide on the first date. I think this should be made into it. It'll include info on the right types of dates for a 1st, how to break the ice and make you and your date feel comfortable, etc. Post your tips here.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mr_rogers

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priz said:
I was looking around the forums and couldn't find any guide on the first date. I think this should be made into it. It'll include info on the right types of dates for a 1st, how to break the ice and make you and your date feel comfortable, etc. Post your tips here.
I'm 99.9% sure that there is at least one entry in the DJ Bible about first dates.
 

priz

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Mr_rogers said:
I'm 99.9% sure that there is at least one entry in the DJ Bible about first dates.
If you're so sure, find it and link me.
 

shydude

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First date!!!!! Why you need one anyways?? Its all common sense man! and there are plenty here!! PLEANTY!!! To lazy to look for any!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Zerotwoonenine

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for some tips about dates, look in hall of fame, or alternatively, go to ASKMEN.COM.
 
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