Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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First concert tomorrow

Altoidss

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hey, I'm going to my first concert tomorrow, and I'm not really sure what to do.

it's queens of the stone age, so it's like a generic rock concert I guess. I mean... Is there anything else to do besides just listen to the music and dance if you get a floor seat? I remember one guy I was talking to about them said he was looking forward to "getting drunk and laid" at one of their concerts, I can see the first one, but how do you manage the second?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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penkitten

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beer is expensive at concerts
watch out for that
water is usually cheaper
 

MooseGod

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I just went to see Alice in Chains last weekend (fvcking awesome btw)...there were more single hotties than you could shake a stick at. I was mainly there for the show though, girls will always be there but how many times do you get to see Jerry Cantrell playing a live acoustic show? Only downside was the high beer prices and sweaty fat fvcks surrounding me and trying to mosh at an acoustic gig.

As far as the "getting laid" bit...women are a lot easier to talk to at concerts, because they're not concerned about looking like a slut. Kinda like spring break in Cancun or something, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Chat 'em up while you're standing in line for starters...
 
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