"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Firefighters Hose Down Potty-Peeper in New Hampshire

Wyldfire

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I don't know whether to laugh or throw up...this is messed up... :confused:
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G.W. MILLER III
Philadelphia Daily News via Associated Press

TAKE A PEEK before you pee in a portable toilet this weekend. Chances of seeing someone peeking back at you are slim, but some people can be persistent.

On Sunday, a 45-year-old Maine convenience-store owner was found knee-deep in excrement in a holding tank below an outhouse near a popular swimming hole in Ossipee, N.H.

"We had to decontaminate him," Captain Jon Hebert, of the Carroll County sheriff's office, told the Associated Press. "We treated him as if he were a hazardous material."

The local fire department hosed down Gary Moody, who was wearing hip-waders, after he was found by a 14-year-old girl. The teenager had heard a noise, looked into the toilet and saw Moody's face staring up at her.

Moody entered the tank by crawling through the toilet seat, fire officials said.

It is not clear how long he was in the tank or how many people may have used the women's facility before Moody was discovered. The area, which has a large natural waterfall, serves up to 2,000 people per day during good weather.

With an estimated one million people expected to crowd the Benjamin Franklin Parkway on Saturday for the Live 8 concert, you will be lucky if you get anywhere near one of the 440 portable toilets that will be on site.

But if you do, you should feel safe.

Area owners of portable-toilet companies said they have almost never heard of people being found in their rentals.

"At industry conventions, I've heard stories about somebody who dropped his keys in the toilet," said Pam DeForest, owner of A Royal Flush, Inc., of Delran, N.J. "He didn't want to tell his wife so he jumped in looking for them."

DeForest said she has heard stories of construction workers being accidentally raised onto high rise buildings while they were using the loos. She said kids have set fire to units, people have tipped them over and last year, one of their toilets was seen floating down the Neshaminy Creek after flooding in the area.

"Pickpockets will empty a wallet and toss it in our johns," warned Bill Reynolds, owner of the 50-year-old company A Johnny on the Spot, Inc. "One guy lost his dentures in the john. He was so happy to get them back."

Reynolds, whose company supplied toilets to the original Woodstock Festival, said eyeglasses are another object they find frequently when cleaning out their units.

But Reynolds and DeForest said no one has ever been caught in one of their toilets.

"I can't believe someone was actually doing that, waiting down there," DeForest said. "He probably stunk."

Moody was charged with criminal trespass and released on $250 bail. He will have a hearing on July 19.

Moody did not respond to numerous calls.





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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Boner da Stoner

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hahahahaha I read that on yahoo news, that was funny ****...

I bet he was down in the whole looking for his glasses and he was a mute so he couldn't talk... any other reason is disgusting to imagine... but here I'll get the ball rollin for y'all

mmmm warm and squishy!!! just like some tits your thinkin, NO!!

rubbing the warmth on your body, fresh smell, unique, when will it happen next, they don't even know I am here...

sick sick sick for sho, imagine 1 in 20 people fantasize about peeping on girls peeing
 

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lol...he had wading boots on...he wasn't looking for glasses. He just spent way too much time whacking off to toilet-cam porn. :crackup:

Can you imagine how embarassed he must have been when they pulled him out of the porta-potty and hosed him off in front of all those people?

If he's married and has kids, how does he explain that to them? And he owns a store...imagine all the gossip in his small Maine town...
 
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