"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Finding out girl is Gross... Ugh......

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Hey guys, whats up... I usually type serious postings and give good advice. Thanks to all of those who have enjoyed and appreciated my positive postings. Anyway.. Decide to flip the script a little and write a post about girls you have went to bang but she turned out to be inceadibly gross lol.. Anyway heres my story..

Before i met my fiance, i was banging a good deal of girls, then i met this one girl from myspace. she was alright lookin.. i promised to "hang out" with her one saturday. She lives in NJ and i live here in NYC, so she came to pick me up in her car.. so i get in. We drive around and then she asks me if i want to go to her house, (it was kind of far but i went anyway because she would drive me back) She tells me im hot n whatever, so im thinking alright.. im gonna bang her, another one bites the dust.... On the highway i start touching her tits (c cup) nice size.... i startin rubbin on her puzzee... good start right?... Okay now.... She asks me to take the wheel while she gets NAKED in the car... she would cover herself when we got up to a toll. Then it happens............... She takes off her sweat pants and panties...... Omg!!!!!!!!!! The smell had me nauseated ...and i Mean NAUSEATED!! to the point where i was actually feeling sick. One whiff had me light headed. I Begged to open the windows because "it was too hot in the car" Then she Tells me....... "Eat my puzzee out" lol imagine how i felt when she asked that... :rolleyes: ... If the smell was bad from far.. imagine being up close.. I might as well throw up. Anyway we get close to her house and i tell her to please stop at a store so i can get tylenol (and fresh air!) lol. We go to her house and she gets dressed again.. thank goodness... im there thinking how bad i want to just go back home. i sit down... she ends up giving me head... i was like okay i can deal with that. After a while i say i have to get back home because i need to be up early in the morning.. it was alread 3am. So she drives me back... she says she wants to get naked again... I said "Please dont" lol. The thought of that smell turned my stomach. Anyway we get to my house and shes like.."can i see you again? please?" im like....... Ill call you... she left and... i layed in my bed thinking.... Ugh!!... Girls can be gross!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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In2theGame

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DevanE said:
LOL, thats pretty nasty yooo, mine isn't as sick but I was over this girls house one time, very attractive women, we're laying on the bed until I suddenly get a whiff of her breath OMMMMFFFGGGG!!!!! it smelt like something had died in her mouth or she forgot to clean out the nut from someone last night...man I couldn't even make a move while she was just dying for me to make one....eventually I let her talk until I just plain left.

Then this one time I was in high-school, talking to this chick, very attractive and turns out she hadn't shaved for 2 weeks and showed me her hairy ass legs...I was sooo F*in shocked but played it cool. Keep in mind I was about 16 and that was the first time I think I had seen a hairy ass female leg. :crackup:
Lmao.
 

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I had the breath deal when I was in 6th grade. I was dating this hot 8th grader, had her at my house, she was lookin good. Her breath was horrid though, total turn off. I was depressed lol
 

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i too had a situation with a girl and her breath. Its a shame when the girl is cute or hot but then she opens her mouth, its smells like rotten eggs and old milk with urine. aside from that... My first post was just far worse.. because this girls puzzee smelled like....... something from a Dayam Sewer. I mean... man if any of you ever smell something like that.... Im sorry. lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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