"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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finally i got laid.

halil

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with this girl that ive been dating since april. i knew she wasnt a virgin before doing it so i was a bit nervous. and man it certainly isnt as easy as it looks in porno. i had trouble getting in her pus*y and my c*ck kept slipping out while i was on top:mad: didnt even bother to try doggy.. it was pretty frustrating/embarrassing but blah we shared a laugh. the only time i actually got to 'bang' her was while shes on top, am guessing its cus she was doing most of the moving?:p well it lasted about 15 mins, not too bad i suppose for a first timer? didnt really enjoy that much tho since i was all nervous and sh*t:whistle:

-i dont have a lil d*ck(7.5 inches) but how can i stop it from slipping out? :p any advices?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Patrick124

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thanks for sharing your size?lol
dont pull back so far, go slower at first and learn how your length I guess.

congrats, such a good feeling eh?
Now jsut make sure you wrap it or that shes on the pill. Not tryan eb no Baby's Daddy
 

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Practice, practice, practice.

That's how you get better. Though I'm sure you won't complain about having to practice a lot.
 

theunflushables

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Congrats man. My advice is practice. You just got to go out there and get back on the horse. (Not that I'm saying that this girl resembles a horse in anyway...oh well you know what i mean)

Deffinetly take your time man, being nervous or overly excited will cause some slips. Keep your sh*t under control and take it from there.

Also, you will learn to love it when she's on top. Just don't get to comfy for some reason it frowned upon if you fall asleep while she's riding you. Women, go figure!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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