Dhoulmagus
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I'm scared of a std
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Finally had sex, is it normal that my pelvic area is hurting
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mr Wright
Master Don Juan
...and it's normal if you've brought out your 'A' game and taken her to smash city.
STI's don't tend to show up for a few days.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
If you're slamming your pubic bone against her pubic bone, it's normal for that area to be a bit tender for a while.
But don't let that stop you from smashing again!
But don't let that stop you from smashing again!
Dhoulmagus
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she attacked me, so I am kind of scared
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
GotED?
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Did you GotED?? :crackup:Dhoulmagus said:
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no, second time having sex. Most of the girls I have been with were prudes.El Payaso said:
Maximus Rex
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OnlyYour Second Time?
:cheer: :woo: Was she white and where's the field report?
:cheer: :woo: Was she white and where's the field report? "She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Dhoulmagus
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She wasn't anglo white and she approached me at a party trying to hook me up with her friend because they thought I was an intimidating stud. Her friend was too scared, so she told me I was going back to her dorm with her. And she is from up north so go figure lol.Maximus Rex said: