Dhoulmagus
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I'm scared of a std
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Finally had sex, is it normal that my pelvic area is hurting
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Mr Wright
Master Don Juan
...and it's normal if you've brought out your 'A' game and taken her to smash city.
STI's don't tend to show up for a few days.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
If you're slamming your pubic bone against her pubic bone, it's normal for that area to be a bit tender for a while.
But don't let that stop you from smashing again!
But don't let that stop you from smashing again!
Dhoulmagus
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she attacked me, so I am kind of scared
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
GotED?
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Did you GotED?? :crackup:Dhoulmagus said:
Dhoulmagus
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no, second time having sex. Most of the girls I have been with were prudes.El Payaso said:
Maximus Rex
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OnlyYour Second Time?
:cheer: :woo: Was she white and where's the field report?
:cheer: :woo: Was she white and where's the field report? "You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Dhoulmagus
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She wasn't anglo white and she approached me at a party trying to hook me up with her friend because they thought I was an intimidating stud. Her friend was too scared, so she told me I was going back to her dorm with her. And she is from up north so go figure lol.Maximus Rex said: