"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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LOL LOL LOL some funny shvt in this thread!!!!!!
Thanks everyone you made my day lmao.

All I can say is congratulations to Elstud
because he finally scored!! You have to start somewhere, I have never shared a girl with another guy but as long as you keep things straight its ok in my book.
ELSTUD Go for it again, ask your friend to arrange another threesome and this time focus on lasting longer and enjoying urself it will be great practice!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't know what up with the bitterness here, man. You all should be happy for the guy.

Who cares if there was another guy around, he didn't do anything with him, right? He put his penis in her vagina, so he got laid. END OF STORY. It's not my cup of tea either, but that's no reason to rag on the guy.
 

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Agreed with Snowdog. I mean, the reason why I was questioning him was cause he supposedly approached girls for 10 years and never got anything. Something must be wrong.

I mean, if you're getting laid, thats all that matters though. The concern though isn't about him getting laid though, its about his years of bad approaches.
 

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novaknight said:
Agreed with Snowdog. I mean, the reason why I was questioning him was cause he supposedly approached girls for 10 years and never got anything. Something must be wrong.
Hell if i went 10 years through that i would have just gotten a damn hooker rather than tag teaming a sloot w another dude to finally lose it. I mean you're losing your dignity either way but at least w a hooker it's just you and her :crackup:

But anyway I hope this turns the page for you ElStud. The only thing that really matters is the psychological impact that you feel about this. If you no longer feel that burden in your mind of losing your vcard than it was worth it for you.
 

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snowdog said:
I don't know what up with the bitterness here, man. You all should be happy for the guy.
There is no bitterness here just truth that a backdoor approach to getting laid is just that. It's not pick-up and seduction. Unfortunately, some people on here only know how to get laid using the backdoor but fail miserably when it comes to trying to get a normal girl.

snowdog said:
Who cares if there was another guy around, he didn't do anything with him, right? He put his penis in her vagina, so he got laid. END OF STORY. It's not my cup of tea either, but that's no reason to rag on the guy.
Right, he put it in her vagina after her friend just finished banging her (not sure if she cleaned up) and that is an accompisment?

Let's do a rap-up. He gets his first kiss with a prostitute, and first sexual experience proped up by his friend's f buddy. Where is a normal girlfriend or encounter where it is because of ElStud?

Where did all these field reports, approaches, talking to girls go, if he has to resort to these methods of getting laid? What happens if his friend is not there?

Again, I blame this board for putting "sex" into the definition of being a Don Juan and making "virgin" a bad word because it leads to fvcked up scenarios like ElStud. That's is what I'm ragging on here.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Maxtro said:
For what it's worth, ElStud is in a much better place than I'm in. He's only 21 and losing his virginity while not in an ideal situation was still not that bad.

He's lucky to have a friend that did that for him. It would be great if they could go out together and start picking up girls.

I was actually in this situation a long time ago. A friend of mine was going to share his girl with me but I drank way too much and my head hurt like hell.
You still can't get a normal girl and have to rely on backdoor approaches. You envy this -- no wonder no girl wants you - you are just at the gutter level.

Maxtro said:
BTW, stop talking shit about me. It doesn't matter if it's true or not, nobody has the right to talk about me in a degrading manner.
You made yourself a pauper show by making all these sh1t threads about yourself.
 

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ElStud said:
I'd guess you're 18, a virgin and have never seen a vagina outside of porn right?

Only a dude who doesn't get any, would hate on a dude who got some. That's all I have to say.

I'm just saying, you talk big for a guy with no proof that he gets anything.
Dude you have no clue.

You might be happy you lost your virginity but you didn't do it right. The Alpha Male dog fed it to you.

Go out there and get your own poonani. Ain't no better feeling in the world then knowing that you actually earned the nut.
 

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That is fvckin disgusting

Meet a girl, bring her home or to your mums house
Take off the shrinkwrap thats on your penis and fvckin use it man!!
Fvck your own damn b1tch!

You were just used for a fantasy for her
Your friend is proberly laughing at you since you can't get no pvssy
It seems your happy to stir his porridge (gross)

Just find your own damn pvssy
 

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ElStud said:
Gonna be honest, wasn't the best first time; but at least I can say I've had sex, which is more than most guys can.
Still major ego problems I see. Maybe your friend can share his next girl because if you keep this up that's the only way you're getting laid again. You can be arrogant when you've accomplished something.

Sorry bro, sloppy seconds as pity from your friend is not an accomplishment.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Alle_Gory said:
Still major ego problems I see. Maybe your friend can share his next girl because if you keep this up that's the only way you're getting laid again. You can be arrogant when you've accomplished something.

Sorry bro, sloppy seconds as pity from your friend is not an accomplishment.
^^Exactly

and El Stud. We are the same age and I lost my virginity at 18. I can still gurantee that I've probably had sex with more girls then you will in your life. Your attitude is f*cked up.
 

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Look, don't get me wrong, I understand all the arguments you guys make here, and I agree with some of them as well.

BUT STILL....

Losing my virginity was a huge confidence booster for me, and I'm sure it was for this guy too. Just let him have that and don't be too cynical about it. Who knows, it'll probably be the beginning of something good. Just be happy for the guy.
 

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snowdog said:
Who knows, it'll probably be the beginning of something good.
Hopefully he won't be such a **** wad, for everyone's benefit including his.
 

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I'm not defending El Stud at all, but I do think it's funny how guys on an internet forum feel the need to go on the defensive and say "I've banged more women than you ever will in your life" and things like that.

Who are you trying to prove yourself to?

The only reason I even want sex is share curiosity to see what the big deal is that the media, movies, tv shows, and forums like this would make such a big deal about it like it's the greatest accomplishment in the world.
 

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satelliteparties said:
I'm not defending El Stud at all, but I do think it's funny how guys on an internet forum feel the need to go on the defensive and say "I've banged more women than you ever will in your life" and things like that.

Who are you trying to prove yourself to?

The only reason I even want sex is share curiosity to see what the big deal is that the media, movies, tv shows, and forums like this would make such a big deal about it like it's the greatest accomplishment in the world.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/7/128968232047671693.jpg
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ElStud said:
Cool story bro. Good luck with that :).

man only a chump like u can get excited about having sloppy seconds with a girl who was seduced by your friend... you just happen to get caught in the aura and got laid as a result.

who gives a **** if you went out tonight and talked to girls i spend ALL DAY talking to girls it really doesnt mean ****, when u can seduce a girl all on your own and get her to **** you then come back here and post a success story...

but even then it sounds like ur gloating after so many years of failure, its that behavour that makes me hope u stay a failure the rest of your life

p.s i hope u still arent talking about pokemon and making pokemon noises to girls to seduce them
 

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I don't see the problem but I think it's hilarious how quickly he got arrogant over this. As others of said you got lucky because your buddy actually knows how to get girls. And you "talked" to girls, good for you.

Don't let that go to your head because it isn't much of anything to go to your head.
 

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scribblec said:
man only a chump like u can get excited about having sloppy seconds with a girl who was seduced by your friend... you just happen to get caught in the aura and got laid as a result.
Maybe... that's a good thing? That he can be so happy and proud of himself with so little?
 

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Look, regardless of our own opinions on the situation & events that went down, What ElStud thinks is what matters.

I for one, would not do what you did ElStud, that's me. If what happened takes the pressure off of you for losing your vcard then good. My advice to you would be to be more careful next time. Find your own girl. The situation you were in is more of a "severe", for lack of a better word, sexual encounter than most guys tangle with. So atleast have the confidence that you know what it's like now, and go get a chick of your own.

Good luck dude.
 

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I like to call that ***** flak. Stick around your friend more, and you will catch some more ***** flak.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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