"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Finally able to prove it.

Skilla_Staz

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I've mentioned many times that I dress quite stylish. I've bragged about how I wear dress pants, dressy shirts, dress shoes and sh*t, but I've never had the digital camera to prove it.

Now, I've got a digital camara that also records movies and plays MP3s for 105.90 lol

This is a taste of what I'm talking about....Pardon the Bed Head.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WesCottII

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Skilla_Staz said:
I've mentioned many times that I dress quite stylish. I've bragged about how I wear dress pants, dressy shirts, dress shoes and sh*t, but I've never had the digital camera to prove it.

Now, I've got a digital camara that also records movies and plays MP3s for 105.90 lol

This is a taste of what I'm talking about....Pardon the Bed Head.
Congrats.

I might be tempted to break up the white, but looking good.
 

Phoenix_of_the_ashes

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Skilla_Staz said:
I've mentioned many times that I dress quite stylish. I've bragged about how I wear dress pants, dressy shirts, dress shoes and sh*t, but I've never had the digital camera to prove it.

Now, I've got a digital camara that also records movies and plays MP3s for 105.90 lol

This is a taste of what I'm talking about....Pardon the Bed Head.

Who says you have to prove anything?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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oakraiderz2

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Good for you? I thought you were kinda cool but...now i know youre a fag. Anything else you wanna brag about? Your mom have big tits? Maybe a fat ass?
 

ShizamDaMan

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Is 98 Degrees looking for a new member? I may point them to this thread.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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