Field Tested Halloween Costume works for P/U!

[Naughty Ninja]

I know Halloween’s not around for a bit. But I just remembered a GREAT, INEXPENSIVE Halloween costume I used for the past one. And YES, I’m using it again this year!

Take a large white Hefty bag

Cut out the arms and head (or if you’re into asphyxiation don’t.)

Take a large black marker and write “Douche Bag” with a smiley face on it.

Go out into crowds or any club, bar, social gathering. (Helps if you can really play the part) Be ****y funny etc.

I am telling you. EVERYONE notices! They laugh, point , and really get into saying “Hey douche bag!”

Make humping motions and yell “I’m a Fvcking douchebag!”

It WILL pick up MANY girls! Hot ones, nice ones, etc. B!tch shields go down!

Guys love it, girls love it. Old, young, you name it!

***Bring a wing man dressed in a brown hefty bag, brown pants jeans, with “****y lil Sh!t” written in Gold marker on it too!

Thank me after Halloween. It’s 5 cents of magic!

Anyone else with a great costume for this Halloween or party ideas?

(Yes I know Halloween's not for awhile) Just remembered as a good tip for the future.

 

[Atom Smasher]

LOL, just a tad early, but that really gave me a good chuckle. At 52 I might be a little old for that, though. My crowd might not appreciate it.

So what are you planning on for this New Year's Eve?

 

[SandHawk]

So what are you planning on for this New Year's Eve?

I dunno, probably detonating a nuclear warhead on the museum square over here. Chicks will love me when I roll onto the square carrying a nuke and setting it off!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

LOL, just a tad early, but that really gave me a good chuckle. At 52 I might be a little old for that, though. My crowd might not appreciate it.

So what are you planning on for this New Year's Eve?

Thanks Atom,

Not much for New Year's. It's waaay overpriced and over rated. At least in NY.

I say wear that costume REGARDLESS. (unless theirs kids at the party)

At 52 you MIGHT be a little too old for that? Says who? It's HALLOWEEN. Everyone dresses up like a fool. You see the same old same old costumes and or movie related ones. The DOUCHE BAG has been tested by me at a party and walking down a crowded street that night. Cars honking, people laughing, pointing screaming "Hey you douchebag!" Since it's a day to put on an act women will know you aren't a jerk but play the part anyway. I was at the party telling girls "Hey toots get your a$$ over here you need a spanking" without ever meeting them and put one on my lap, another bent over for a spanking and had alot coming up to take pictures with me. Didn't bother to talk much with them as I was pretty banged up that night. lol