"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Field reports/mental diarrhea...

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Being newly single after a few years has really given me the itch to start writing about crap. Figure I'd come back here after not being on the forums since 2004'ish (and some major self-improvement since) and start reflecting on my success and failures. I of course instantly did searches on Pook and Fingz, ha.

Also, I hope this will encourage me not too get so drunk as often when out having fun-fun times so that I can recount events in more detail. Shouldn't be a problem. But then again...

Wasn't the layout of this forum nicer a few years ago? Seems different...:confused:
But my main point: Hope everyone has a great Halloween weekend!
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lol @ the title of your thread mental diarrhea

It's good to see the Vets coming back, I hope this thread will flourish with some crazy ass field reports, Heaven knows, this site needs it bad with all the KBJing that's going on.
 
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Yea, all the philosophiZaizzzing can get a tad old, almost registered with PUAforum or one of the prettier sites but tired of getting bombarded with ads for the new product/"FREE REPORT!:D" every time I go there. Altho I do like some of Gambler's videos
 
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mustfirstregister said:
people who relies on alcohol to PU r not puas. they r drunks
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Was waiting for that one. :cheer: I love you mustfirstreg.

My humor is too subtle/bad I guess. Although, sometimes I imagine an entire planet of just 'Me's', like in Land of the Waldo's. There would be a giant sold out amphitheater filled of just copies of me and in the center on stage I would be telling jokes that only I find funny while the rest of my clones would laugh hysterically. I'd call it "Escape From Planet Of The @pplesauces"

"Is this thing on?" *tap tap*
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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