Well after waking up 2 a bloody nose I finally decided to go school.
I met three HB's. Here's the scoop
1) :yawn: I couldn't get into my 1st class because it was full and I had to be put on the waiting list...While I started leaving for the student center, I caught a glimpse of HB7. She kept walking and I figured "a wasted opportunity". Until she came back! So I told the counselor " I'll come back later" so I went up to HB7 and it went a little somthing like this,
Me: "Excuse me but I'm new here and love meeting new people!"
Her: "Really! I do to! My name's Hannah, wuts urs?"
So we talked about her school situation and everything but after like 4mins I guess she was either
A) late for class and had to be somwhere or
B) was totally freaked out
So she goes, "It was nice talking to you but i gotta go! good luck this semester!" I did't asked for the number which I could of got. :yawn: AND B4 U guys start bashing me I know "NO EXCUSES!"
2) This happened on my way to the second class. I met some guy named Keith who seemed to be getting shot down by every girl in the hall way. He shouted things like "Hey baby!" and "Hey girl! yeah you! how ya doin!" But they wouldn't answer him. So we chatted up for a bit and he seemed pretty cool. Thats when I seen two HB's approaching. So I told him watch and learn.
HB8 - ***** these really short michigan shorts
HB7 - was the best friend who wore jeans
me: "Excuse me but are those michigan shorts?" (laughs)
HB8 " Yeah why?"
Me: "Oh just wondering because I moved here from ohio and IM a HUGE OHIO STATE fan. And I just wanted to let you know thst where gonna kick Michigans *** this year"
HB7 "Yeah we'll see...."
(they walked down the hallway laughing)
ME: "girl I ain't playin! Just wait until November when we play!"
HB8 "Ok.....(laughs)
so after about 2mins me and Keith meet this other guy. I can't recall his name but he mentioned a Club in the area called the "Nexus". Keith tells him wut just happened between me and the two HB's. Anyway about five mins past and the two girls came back.
HB's 8 and 7 , (laughing)
Me: "I honestly don't know wuts so funny seeing how were (ohio state) gonna kick You guys a** this year."
(they keep laughing)
Me: " ok u guys caught me I really moved here from florida and Im a huge michigan fan."
HB7 "yeah we kinda figured that"
HB8 "well we'll see ya"
(again I should of went for the number close....:cuss:
3) So an hour later I get that gut feeling to go to the vendor machine...
I'm like whatever....so I get there and there's nobody there!
But my gut is telling me stay put! I felt psychic because I knew sombody was coming..."Man screw this" i thought...
So out of the gates of heaven comes this HB8! She was some latina chick who was talking on her cell and I'm sittn there like a damn vulture...so then she sits right next to me!
Man i'm so freakn nervous but I hear her say somthing about financial aid and she literally says her number allowed! (blah blah blah - blah blah blah blah blah) Now I did memorize it for those few seconds but im like "A don Juan doesn't memorize phone numbers! espcially if she didn't give it to him!" she hangs up and sit there right next to me in silence....
:nervous: "Now wut can i possibly ask her?" i thought. So thats when i thought about everyone on the forum..."TAKE ACTION!" voices told me. So im like **** it! whats the worst that could happen!
Me: "So you still waitn for that financial aid like me huh?"
HB8: "yeah, I just moved hear from New York"
Me: "really what part?"
HB8 "Manhattan"
Me: "oh wow" (seems excited) you must miss it there huh?
HB8 "yea I just moved hear thursday. So you live hear?"
Me: "naw girl im from florida but I travel back n forth." (I gave to much info. I swear I need to learn ta shut my damn trap!)
so neway we chat for a couple more minutes and she tells me about some guy she met and how they can talk about everything. Which I didn't really care about but my gut told me it was a sht test.
Me: "so do you have any talents you brought from new york? Cuz you gotta be famous to make it in this city"
Her: (laughing) "we'll im into jazz and dancing but you proably think thats lame"
Me: (laughs) "actually I think its cool to meet someone with there own style"
(winked at her)
HB8: (laughing, smiling, playn with hair, etc.)
She starts explaining about not knowing what to do because all her info she needs is with her mother in new york and her dad in florida.
Me: (AGAIN CAN'T SHUT THE **** UP!) "yeah I used to live in florida."
(THAT'S WHEN MY GUTS IS SAYN PRO PLEASE SHUT THE **** UP!)
HB8: (continually matching body language, playn with hair etc.) "oh really! what part!"
Me: "from the tampa area, you ever been there?"
HB8: "yeah I been all over florida, Jacksonville, Tampa, Miami -----
(A NOTE: when she said miami I don't know why but that brought back some memories of my oneitis. I that point i started getn really freakn nervous\. And I guess it showed. )
HB8: "You okay?"
Me: "yeah its just hot in here..."
HB8: "oh.."
(akward silence for like 20seconds)
Me: "you like when your talking to sombody and you start running outta things to talk about huh..."
HB8: (laughs) "yeah"
(so then she starts giving me some good body language)
HB8: "so what class do you got next?"
Me: "oh i'm waitng for a friend of mine" (points) "he's in the computer class over there. So what classes you taking?"
HB8: "Well im suppose to be taking this drama class and communications"
(at this point im literally screaming at myself for dropping both classes )
Me: "wow, so I guess its true you new york people can act huh?"
HB8: "yeah i've been in acting since i was about 7"
Me: (laughing)
HB8: "what?"
Me: "naw, its just that you know I heard that seven is a lucky number"
(looked her strait in the eyes and winked)
HB8: (laughing and blushing) "yeah, I can't register because I don't know my zip code either...it's so frustrating"
Me: "everything will be all right..you gotta take things slow"
HB8: "yeah"
(So now her pupils start to dilate...I guess my was to because I started falling for her...BUT then I hear you guys slapping me in the face saying, " YOU BETTER NOT FALL IN LOVE! YOU BETTER NOT!)
So she starts telling me where she stays and that...
(which im constantly making fun of her about)
HB8: (laughing and smiling) "why whats wrong with that place?"
Me: "oh nothing just the fact that most people from that area actually know the zip code"
(so she is laughin her ass off and im basically telling her random numbers)
HB8: " its not funny!" (contiually laughing)
Me: "then why are you laughing?"
HB8: "shut up!"
Me: "you wanna make me?" (smirks)
(So she wanted me to walk her to her next class but I can't stop thinking about my onieits for some reason...)
her: "so do you know where the business building is?"
(I AM OFFICIALLY THE MOST DUMBEST PERSON EVER! MY DAMN MAJOR IS BUSINESS! SO OF ALL THE THINGS TO SAY I GO "NAW I DON'T NO WHERE THAT IS BUT I'LL HELP YOU LOOK FOR IT" :crackup:
Yeah i actually said that....plz send me hate mail guys.)
(Neway so I ask this one guy if he knows where the business building is, he shows us the way as I catch like two other dudes giving me looks like "damn bro how'd you get her?!")
(while were walking)
Me: "so where you ever leave the country before?" (i don't think she got the joke --- since she was hispanic i was basically trying to ask her "so wheres your green card?")
HB8: "no im from puerto rico and I got family there"
Me: " oh so are you puerto rican?"
(i was so ****n nervous but i did'nt know why but it felt as if my onietis was right behind us. so i started sayin stupid sht.)
HB8: (looked kinda pissed) "umm yeah since my family and me are from there"
Me: " oh, cuz my friend is from puerto rico but he swears he's not puerto rican. and he always gets pissed."
( I could literally feel the moderators on this board telling me "DUDE SHUT THE **** UP!)
HB8: "well wouldn't he be puerto rican then?"
ME: "yeah i guess"
(so we kept walkin and i felt so freakin stupid after saying sht like that.)
HB8: "well im going to see if I can get this financial aid thing figured out"
Me: "okay cool, I see ya later"
HB8: "bye!"
(got a hug )
SO I HEAD OVER SOMWHERE ELSE AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF...." I'M MISSING SOMTHING...THE DAMN PHONE NUMBER!
I basically followed her ass outside which really felt akward.
Me: "hey!"
HB8: (she looked so freakn shocked and kinda scared which kinda made me feel bad) "Hey"
ME: "I forgot to ask you is there a number i could reach you at? so we could chill"
HB8: (looking all happy and laughs) "aww im so sorry but i
(im expecting the boyfriend excuse)
don't give my number out."
Me: (felt it as another sht test) " oh thats too bad because..."
(she cuts me off)
HB8: "hey do you have a myspace because i can give you my email"
( I know I should delete the damn thing which i don't normally use for picking up woman)
Me: " yeah that'll be cool"
Her: "okay its blah blah blah @aol.com"
Me: (lookn shocked) " Oh snap i gotta go get my friend from class because i gotta drive him to work later!"
Her: "okay bye..." (gets another hug a little longer than last time )
So that was my day. Later on I met another HB7, but she was into my boy Kevin which was cool. So I was basically his wingman. Other than the fact that I thought about my onietis during a pick-up. I hade a pretty good day!
----Here's my question for you guys---
I looked her up but didn't email her just to make sure it wasn't a fake email
Which it wasn't, I didn't email her yet so when should I?
Well thats day 1
And if I may steal a qoute from shezz
SARGE ON!
I met three HB's. Here's the scoop
1) :yawn: I couldn't get into my 1st class because it was full and I had to be put on the waiting list...While I started leaving for the student center, I caught a glimpse of HB7. She kept walking and I figured "a wasted opportunity". Until she came back! So I told the counselor " I'll come back later" so I went up to HB7 and it went a little somthing like this,
Me: "Excuse me but I'm new here and love meeting new people!"
Her: "Really! I do to! My name's Hannah, wuts urs?"
So we talked about her school situation and everything but after like 4mins I guess she was either
A) late for class and had to be somwhere or
B) was totally freaked out
So she goes, "It was nice talking to you but i gotta go! good luck this semester!" I did't asked for the number which I could of got. :yawn: AND B4 U guys start bashing me I know "NO EXCUSES!"
2) This happened on my way to the second class. I met some guy named Keith who seemed to be getting shot down by every girl in the hall way. He shouted things like "Hey baby!" and "Hey girl! yeah you! how ya doin!" But they wouldn't answer him. So we chatted up for a bit and he seemed pretty cool. Thats when I seen two HB's approaching. So I told him watch and learn.
HB8 - ***** these really short michigan shorts
HB7 - was the best friend who wore jeans
me: "Excuse me but are those michigan shorts?" (laughs)
HB8 " Yeah why?"
Me: "Oh just wondering because I moved here from ohio and IM a HUGE OHIO STATE fan. And I just wanted to let you know thst where gonna kick Michigans *** this year"
HB7 "Yeah we'll see...."
(they walked down the hallway laughing)
ME: "girl I ain't playin! Just wait until November when we play!"
HB8 "Ok.....(laughs)
so after about 2mins me and Keith meet this other guy. I can't recall his name but he mentioned a Club in the area called the "Nexus". Keith tells him wut just happened between me and the two HB's. Anyway about five mins past and the two girls came back.
HB's 8 and 7 , (laughing)
Me: "I honestly don't know wuts so funny seeing how were (ohio state) gonna kick You guys a** this year."
(they keep laughing)
Me: " ok u guys caught me I really moved here from florida and Im a huge michigan fan."
HB7 "yeah we kinda figured that"
HB8 "well we'll see ya"
(again I should of went for the number close....:cuss:
3) So an hour later I get that gut feeling to go to the vendor machine...
I'm like whatever....so I get there and there's nobody there!
But my gut is telling me stay put! I felt psychic because I knew sombody was coming..."Man screw this" i thought...
So out of the gates of heaven comes this HB8! She was some latina chick who was talking on her cell and I'm sittn there like a damn vulture...so then she sits right next to me!
Man i'm so freakn nervous but I hear her say somthing about financial aid and she literally says her number allowed! (blah blah blah - blah blah blah blah blah) Now I did memorize it for those few seconds but im like "A don Juan doesn't memorize phone numbers! espcially if she didn't give it to him!" she hangs up and sit there right next to me in silence....
:nervous: "Now wut can i possibly ask her?" i thought. So thats when i thought about everyone on the forum..."TAKE ACTION!" voices told me. So im like **** it! whats the worst that could happen!
Me: "So you still waitn for that financial aid like me huh?"
HB8: "yeah, I just moved hear from New York"
Me: "really what part?"
HB8 "Manhattan"
Me: "oh wow" (seems excited) you must miss it there huh?
HB8 "yea I just moved hear thursday. So you live hear?"
Me: "naw girl im from florida but I travel back n forth." (I gave to much info. I swear I need to learn ta shut my damn trap!)
so neway we chat for a couple more minutes and she tells me about some guy she met and how they can talk about everything. Which I didn't really care about but my gut told me it was a sht test.
Me: "so do you have any talents you brought from new york? Cuz you gotta be famous to make it in this city"
Her: (laughing) "we'll im into jazz and dancing but you proably think thats lame"
Me: (laughs) "actually I think its cool to meet someone with there own style"
(winked at her)
HB8: (laughing, smiling, playn with hair, etc.)
She starts explaining about not knowing what to do because all her info she needs is with her mother in new york and her dad in florida.
Me: (AGAIN CAN'T SHUT THE **** UP!) "yeah I used to live in florida."
(THAT'S WHEN MY GUTS IS SAYN PRO PLEASE SHUT THE **** UP!)
HB8: (continually matching body language, playn with hair etc.) "oh really! what part!"
Me: "from the tampa area, you ever been there?"
HB8: "yeah I been all over florida, Jacksonville, Tampa, Miami -----
(A NOTE: when she said miami I don't know why but that brought back some memories of my oneitis. I that point i started getn really freakn nervous\. And I guess it showed. )
HB8: "You okay?"
Me: "yeah its just hot in here..."
HB8: "oh.."
(akward silence for like 20seconds)
Me: "you like when your talking to sombody and you start running outta things to talk about huh..."
HB8: (laughs) "yeah"
(so then she starts giving me some good body language)
HB8: "so what class do you got next?"
Me: "oh i'm waitng for a friend of mine" (points) "he's in the computer class over there. So what classes you taking?"
HB8: "Well im suppose to be taking this drama class and communications"
(at this point im literally screaming at myself for dropping both classes )
Me: "wow, so I guess its true you new york people can act huh?"
HB8: "yeah i've been in acting since i was about 7"
Me: (laughing)
HB8: "what?"
Me: "naw, its just that you know I heard that seven is a lucky number"
(looked her strait in the eyes and winked)
HB8: (laughing and blushing) "yeah, I can't register because I don't know my zip code either...it's so frustrating"
Me: "everything will be all right..you gotta take things slow"
HB8: "yeah"
(So now her pupils start to dilate...I guess my was to because I started falling for her...BUT then I hear you guys slapping me in the face saying, " YOU BETTER NOT FALL IN LOVE! YOU BETTER NOT!)
So she starts telling me where she stays and that...
(which im constantly making fun of her about)
HB8: (laughing and smiling) "why whats wrong with that place?"
Me: "oh nothing just the fact that most people from that area actually know the zip code"
(so she is laughin her ass off and im basically telling her random numbers)
HB8: " its not funny!" (contiually laughing)
Me: "then why are you laughing?"
HB8: "shut up!"
Me: "you wanna make me?" (smirks)
(So she wanted me to walk her to her next class but I can't stop thinking about my onieits for some reason...)
her: "so do you know where the business building is?"
(I AM OFFICIALLY THE MOST DUMBEST PERSON EVER! MY DAMN MAJOR IS BUSINESS! SO OF ALL THE THINGS TO SAY I GO "NAW I DON'T NO WHERE THAT IS BUT I'LL HELP YOU LOOK FOR IT" :crackup:
Yeah i actually said that....plz send me hate mail guys.)
(Neway so I ask this one guy if he knows where the business building is, he shows us the way as I catch like two other dudes giving me looks like "damn bro how'd you get her?!")
(while were walking)
Me: "so where you ever leave the country before?" (i don't think she got the joke --- since she was hispanic i was basically trying to ask her "so wheres your green card?")
HB8: "no im from puerto rico and I got family there"
Me: " oh so are you puerto rican?"
(i was so ****n nervous but i did'nt know why but it felt as if my onietis was right behind us. so i started sayin stupid sht.)
HB8: (looked kinda pissed) "umm yeah since my family and me are from there"
Me: " oh, cuz my friend is from puerto rico but he swears he's not puerto rican. and he always gets pissed."
( I could literally feel the moderators on this board telling me "DUDE SHUT THE **** UP!)
HB8: "well wouldn't he be puerto rican then?"
ME: "yeah i guess"
(so we kept walkin and i felt so freakin stupid after saying sht like that.)
HB8: "well im going to see if I can get this financial aid thing figured out"
Me: "okay cool, I see ya later"
HB8: "bye!"
(got a hug
)SO I HEAD OVER SOMWHERE ELSE AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF...." I'M MISSING SOMTHING...THE DAMN PHONE NUMBER!
I basically followed her ass outside which really felt akward.
Me: "hey!"
HB8: (she looked so freakn shocked and kinda scared which kinda made me feel bad) "Hey"
ME: "I forgot to ask you is there a number i could reach you at? so we could chill"
HB8: (looking all happy and laughs) "aww im so sorry but i
(im expecting the boyfriend excuse)
don't give my number out."
Me: (felt it as another sht test) " oh thats too bad because..."
(she cuts me off)
HB8: "hey do you have a myspace because i can give you my email"
( I know I should delete the damn thing which i don't normally use for picking up woman)
Me: " yeah that'll be cool"
Her: "okay its blah blah blah @aol.com"
Me: (lookn shocked) " Oh snap i gotta go get my friend from class because i gotta drive him to work later!"
Her: "okay bye..." (gets another hug
a little longer than last time )So that was my day. Later on I met another HB7, but she was into my boy Kevin which was cool. So I was basically his wingman. Other than the fact that I thought about my onietis during a pick-up. I hade a pretty good day!
----Here's my question for you guys---
I looked her up but didn't email her just to make sure it wasn't a fake email
Which it wasn't, I didn't email her yet so when should I?
Well thats day 1
And if I may steal a qoute from shezz
SARGE ON!