"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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field report - yes you can....Even at a funeral!

PeakIV

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Here's a story for all of you who have had a dry spell, things can appear out of nowhere even at a funeral!......

You know the film "Wedding crashers"? who was the coolest dude? not the main 2 stars, no it was will ferrell, and what did he do? funeral crashing...

Now I'm not advocating crashing funerals , but the basic premise is that there are lots of emotional women there.

I was invited to this funeral the other day, well no-one gets an invite you just turn up, but basically I knew the dude who died. didn't know many others though apart from a couple of guys.

This was over 2 hours from where I live so I didn't know anyone in the town, anyway at the wake afterwards, it turned into a bit of a drunken party at a bar, got chatting to a girl early 30's . nothing to rave about - HB6. but not forgetting I am late 40's

Highly emotional, laughing, crying, getting drunk.

But the fact is I just knew she was up for it, and the long and short is that ended up at my buddy's house banging the night away!

Thats it, no happy ending, just a one night stand we both knew it, but the fact is there's nothing like driving home with a smile on your face after banging a chick 15yrs younger....

So get out there spin those plates guy's even if it is at a funeral!

My buddy came home empty handed and he knew everyone...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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pdx1138

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lol "funeral game."

be prepared for anything at any moment i say.

I once had a hot stripper ask to join me in my solo racquetball game at my gym...completely out of nowhere. She just appeared outside the glass door with hungry puppy look. Wasn't wearing any panties. Unfortunately it all caught me by surprise and my inner game was totally off. Coulda, shoulda, woulda...
 

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AH! That explains it. Just yesterday an ex of mine randomly texted me "How are you babe?" I immediately went wtf because we hadn't talked for like months. Later she told me that her coworker just died and she was feeling sad.

Note taken. :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dear Peak,
Well maybe this could be your Speciality?...Download "Harold and Maude" if you haven't seen it...An interesting progression would be grief groups,you invent a reason for grieving and along you go,lots of oldies,but a scattering of interesting young Women...Is it not written,that one should comfort the Widows?....and why not?people often wallow in their sadness need a kick start to get going again!
 

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Slickster said:
Way to put the "fun" in funeral.
You can also spell "anal" with the letters.
 
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