Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Haha, thats a cracking line, i like it, where'd u get it from?Oh my names <name> - rememba that coz you will be screaming it later!
Haha, that part made me laugh my ass off. It was very Tucker Max like.Me: Ya know the last time i saw someone as excited as you two - they were in a fcuking coma!
HB1: Get lost
Me: Dont fcuking worry - if i wanted to talk to the dead i woulda gone to the graveyard - get back to ya muff munching!
You handled that perfectly, good job man.gf: Whos she?
Me: Who?
gf: That girl playing pool with you?
Me: Dunno - but shes gorgeous aint she?
gf: Shes a tart!
Me: Yep!
gf: Are u coming to dance?
Me: Yea but let me finish this game first
GF: storms off
Me: Anyway i finish the game and get the HBs numba lol
Haha, I was reading that and thought it looked fairly familiar, but it wasn't till i saw my own reply to it that i realised it was actually an old thread!Wow - i like to have a look at my old FR's and just realise how much ive evolved over the past months.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by The_Shezzler
HB8: Ok sexy!!
Me: Easy! Easy! Easy! - actually chanting this walking down the street (Soccer AM for all u UK soccer fans) clapping my hands above my head.