duke007
Master Don Juan
There have been many complaints about sh1tty threads recently. So it's time for another of our field reports.
This time it was just myself, Irresistible and Wingmate because felony couldn't get out of work and NLaL couldn't get there.
The place we had planned to go to was shut, so we had to change the venue at the eleventh hour. Therefore we only made it to the queue at 11pm (heh pun not intended), which was not ideal.
Irresistible meets a guy he knows in the queue so we get to jump ahead, probably shortening our wait by half. Soon after, an HB6.5 behind us recognises Irresistible and WM from Uni and we all start chatting as if we've known each other for years. Lucky for us she was with an HB8.5. The AFC we were with looked uncomfortable when I traded a look with him.
HB6.5 was acting very excitable and interested, complimenting Irresistible's awesome blue shoes and asking lots of questions. At one point the three of us completely ignored HB8.5, and this probably helped to increase interest.
(This was definitely intentional on my part, I got burned last Tuesday by attempting to focus all my attention on an HB8. Plus, the first words that came out of her mouth were lies to get attention: "I'm studying for a law degree")
Irresistible was very cool, calm and collected and when she asked, "Which one of you is my boyfriend?" (To ensure we get in), he claimed her with an arm around the shoulders. Nice one bruv!
I tried to get her to show me her photo ID.
HB8.5: No, it's a really bad photo
Me: That's very insecure!
HB8.5: Everybody's license has a bad photo, I bet yours does!
Me: No No, I ALWAYS look good in photos
We we finally reached the head of the queue, she was in the door first and disappeared into the throng, basically ditching her friend. We planned to find her again later, but it wasn't to be. Rejection or just unfortunate circumstance? Who knows. But I thought we played the queue as well as it could have been played.
In the queue, I had gotten brief eye contact with an HB7 girl behind the previous girls. I noticed when she walked through the door that she just sauntered past the counter without paying, and the bouncer had to pull her back by the arm and tell her to pay the door charge.
So after she payed and entered, I accused her of trying to sneak in for free. Ahhh situational openers get such a positive initial reaction. "Did you think you could just waltz in here like a VIP? etc etc"
HB7: This is only my second time here, I didn't know
Me: That's no excuse, this is my FIRST time. Things in this world don't come free you know..
HB7: I'll know next time
I fluff talked for barely 30 seconds and got her and her friend's names and told them I'd see them around later. But I didn't...it was frickin crowded. I felt kinda awkward though sarging a chick the moment she walked in.
Irresistible had already met up with two average girls from Uni so I joined them for a short while until WM returned from the toilet.
Things were seeming promising at this stage, but it was incredibly LOUD. A band was playing, making talking mostly impossible in the main area. A DJs nightmare.
Irresistible and WM met some friends of theirs including the Kylie Minogue chick from another field report. She was ALL OVER Irresistible! Kissing everywhere, touching, hugging repeatedly, she was so damn horny. Irresistible received it all but he didn't seem too happy. All I did was tell her she didn't look anything like Kylie Minogue and she was hugging and kissing me too, including a big sloppy one on the ear. Geez...
We made it out to the crowded beer garden, but there were guys everywhere. There were huge groups of guys and girls but barely any with just girls. It was a little disappointing.
We tried a convo with two moderately average girls that didn't go anywhere so we moved on. We were walking through the crowd and some random guy calls out my name, surname included (which is long and Greek, hard to remember). I turn around and I have no idea who the f*ck he is! But then I slowly recognise him and it turns out he went to my primary school the year below me.
We are introduced to his friends and then one of them says, "Hey I remember you! You're the guy that read the book!"
This is a nice childhood memory. In Prep (first yr of elementary shool for americans) I already knew how to read, so the teacher made me come up and read a story to the class. That was 14 years ago, but this dude remembered. Freaky!
We get talking and they are pretty nice guys, one was asking if I was single and mentioning all the talent around. If I was alone, he could have been a wingman. In the meantime, Irresistible and WM were chatting up one of their female friends.
(Heh it seemed the only way we could talk to chicks was by first befriending the guys with them!).
Irresistible told me later he was getting good rapport and lied about his age (she was four yrs older than him). I told the potential wingman that Irresistible was doing well with her and he agreed, totally condoning the mack. Nice guys. I'm sure if they were jealous AFC's they'd butt in.
I introduced myself to her and built up Irresistible a bit, "I see you have pleasure of talking to my good mate Irresistible" (he did this to me last week) This did wonders for her IL he said later. I good tip for all wingmen to consider I think.
Then WM and I turned back to the guys and allowed him to isolate. Apparently they had told her that I was a PUA and was showing WM the ropes. hahaahah good one. Things were going well but sadly he didn't attempt the number close. He was kicking himself afterwards.
Next we went inside the pool room to look for potential targets. Irresistible noticed a mate from Uni, apparently an alpha male type. He had brought with him 4 chicks: three Indian girls (one was pretty the other two rather uninspiring) and one sexy Greek chick.
She was very animated and outgoing, her personality was infectious. She was the second girl to recognise WM from Uni,(Heh this dude's a popular guy!) couldn't contain her exuberance. When I heard she was Greek, my ears pricked up (i'm half Greek although I know dating one of them can be troublesome)
We had good rapport, eye contact and plenty of kino. Everytime I said something she liked, she raised her hand for a prolonged girl high-five (you know the type). Only prob was my hands were damn cold! It was a pleasure to talk to her and the others told me later she was very flexible and tight! Prob an HB8. SHorter than me too!. I used liberal C+F but no neghits (zero b1tch shield). Problem was the annoying Indian girls interrupted after a high! I tried to get them to go dnace but they didn't want to.
So I had no option but to go for the number close with company.
Me: I'm going to find the others, tell me your number and we'll catch up sometime
HB8 (with same excitable genuine tone): I can't, I don't have one
Me: Sure you do
HB8: I don't ahve a mobile, I don't believe in them (hmm semi-believable, I once thought the same)
Me: How about your home number?
HB8: My dad will kill me! (uh-oh crazy greek dad, this is believable)
Me: Yeah, but I'm greek...anyway I might see you around.
F*CK. Can't tell if it was a rejection or not. Anyway, Irresistible gets invited to this guy's parties so there is a chance we'll meet again.
We tried one more cold approach to a pair of attention wh0res. NEXT! But there were no more groups of girls in the place after a big lap. It was time to go.
We went to another pub across the road and spoke to the lesbian barmaid. She was nice and chatting with us about prostitutes etc (good to practice discussing sex with chicks) but kept trying to get me to buy alcohol even though I was driving!!
This is funy:
Les: How old are you?
Irresistible: I'm 32
Les: Really I never would have guessed
Irresistible: Yeah good food, sex...
Les: You mean lack of?
Irresistible: No, too much
Les: Now I know you're joking (walks off)
No numbers but lots of lessons learnt last night. it was a blast
This time it was just myself, Irresistible and Wingmate because felony couldn't get out of work and NLaL couldn't get there.
The place we had planned to go to was shut, so we had to change the venue at the eleventh hour. Therefore we only made it to the queue at 11pm (heh pun not intended), which was not ideal.
Irresistible meets a guy he knows in the queue so we get to jump ahead, probably shortening our wait by half. Soon after, an HB6.5 behind us recognises Irresistible and WM from Uni and we all start chatting as if we've known each other for years. Lucky for us she was with an HB8.5. The AFC we were with looked uncomfortable when I traded a look with him.
HB6.5 was acting very excitable and interested, complimenting Irresistible's awesome blue shoes and asking lots of questions. At one point the three of us completely ignored HB8.5, and this probably helped to increase interest.
(This was definitely intentional on my part, I got burned last Tuesday by attempting to focus all my attention on an HB8. Plus, the first words that came out of her mouth were lies to get attention: "I'm studying for a law degree")
Irresistible was very cool, calm and collected and when she asked, "Which one of you is my boyfriend?" (To ensure we get in), he claimed her with an arm around the shoulders. Nice one bruv!
I tried to get her to show me her photo ID.
HB8.5: No, it's a really bad photo
Me: That's very insecure!
HB8.5: Everybody's license has a bad photo, I bet yours does!
Me: No No, I ALWAYS look good in photos
We we finally reached the head of the queue, she was in the door first and disappeared into the throng, basically ditching her friend. We planned to find her again later, but it wasn't to be. Rejection or just unfortunate circumstance? Who knows. But I thought we played the queue as well as it could have been played.
In the queue, I had gotten brief eye contact with an HB7 girl behind the previous girls. I noticed when she walked through the door that she just sauntered past the counter without paying, and the bouncer had to pull her back by the arm and tell her to pay the door charge.
So after she payed and entered, I accused her of trying to sneak in for free. Ahhh situational openers get such a positive initial reaction. "Did you think you could just waltz in here like a VIP? etc etc"
HB7:
This is only my second time here, I didn't knowMe: That's no excuse, this is my FIRST time. Things in this world don't come free you know..
HB7: I'll know next time
I fluff talked for barely 30 seconds and got her and her friend's names and told them I'd see them around later. But I didn't...it was frickin crowded. I felt kinda awkward though sarging a chick the moment she walked in.
Irresistible had already met up with two average girls from Uni so I joined them for a short while until WM returned from the toilet.
Things were seeming promising at this stage, but it was incredibly LOUD. A band was playing, making talking mostly impossible in the main area. A DJs nightmare.
Irresistible and WM met some friends of theirs including the Kylie Minogue chick from another field report. She was ALL OVER Irresistible! Kissing everywhere, touching, hugging repeatedly, she was so damn horny. Irresistible received it all but he didn't seem too happy. All I did was tell her she didn't look anything like Kylie Minogue and she was hugging and kissing me too, including a big sloppy one on the ear. Geez...
We made it out to the crowded beer garden, but there were guys everywhere. There were huge groups of guys and girls but barely any with just girls. It was a little disappointing.
We tried a convo with two moderately average girls that didn't go anywhere so we moved on. We were walking through the crowd and some random guy calls out my name, surname included (which is long and Greek, hard to remember). I turn around and I have no idea who the f*ck he is! But then I slowly recognise him and it turns out he went to my primary school the year below me.
We are introduced to his friends and then one of them says, "Hey I remember you! You're the guy that read the book!"
This is a nice childhood memory. In Prep (first yr of elementary shool for americans) I already knew how to read, so the teacher made me come up and read a story to the class
. That was 14 years ago, but this dude remembered. Freaky!We get talking and they are pretty nice guys, one was asking if I was single and mentioning all the talent around. If I was alone, he could have been a wingman. In the meantime, Irresistible and WM were chatting up one of their female friends.
(Heh it seemed the only way we could talk to chicks was by first befriending the guys with them!).
Irresistible told me later he was getting good rapport and lied about his age (she was four yrs older than him). I told the potential wingman that Irresistible was doing well with her and he agreed, totally condoning the mack. Nice guys. I'm sure if they were jealous AFC's they'd butt in.
I introduced myself to her and built up Irresistible a bit, "I see you have pleasure of talking to my good mate Irresistible" (he did this to me last week
) This did wonders for her IL he said later. I good tip for all wingmen to consider I think.Then WM and I turned back to the guys and allowed him to isolate. Apparently they had told her that I was a PUA and was showing WM the ropes. hahaahah good one. Things were going well but sadly he didn't attempt the number close. He was kicking himself afterwards.
Next we went inside the pool room to look for potential targets. Irresistible noticed a mate from Uni, apparently an alpha male type. He had brought with him 4 chicks: three Indian girls (one was pretty the other two rather uninspiring) and one sexy Greek chick.
She was very animated and outgoing, her personality was infectious. She was the second girl to recognise WM from Uni,(Heh this dude's a popular guy!) couldn't contain her exuberance. When I heard she was Greek, my ears pricked up (i'm half Greek although I know dating one of them can be troublesome)
We had good rapport, eye contact and plenty of kino. Everytime I said something she liked, she raised her hand for a prolonged girl high-five (you know the type). Only prob was my hands were damn cold! It was a pleasure to talk to her and the others told me later she was very flexible and tight! Prob an HB8. SHorter than me too!
. I used liberal C+F but no neghits (zero b1tch shield). Problem was the annoying Indian girls interrupted after a high! I tried to get them to go dnace but they didn't want to.So I had no option but to go for the number close with company.
Me: I'm going to find the others, tell me your number and we'll catch up sometime
HB8 (with same excitable genuine tone): I can't, I don't have one
Me: Sure you do
HB8: I don't ahve a mobile, I don't believe in them (hmm semi-believable, I once thought the same)
Me: How about your home number?
HB8: My dad will kill me! (uh-oh crazy greek dad, this is believable)
Me: Yeah, but I'm greek...anyway I might see you around.
F*CK. Can't tell if it was a rejection or not. Anyway, Irresistible gets invited to this guy's parties so there is a chance we'll meet again.
We tried one more cold approach to a pair of attention wh0res. NEXT! But there were no more groups of girls in the place after a big lap. It was time to go.
We went to another pub across the road and spoke to the lesbian barmaid. She was nice and chatting with us about prostitutes etc (good to practice discussing sex with chicks) but kept trying to get me to buy alcohol even though I was driving!!
This is funy:
Les: How old are you?
Irresistible: I'm 32
Les: Really I never would have guessed
Irresistible: Yeah good food, sex...
Les: You mean lack of?
Irresistible: No, too much
Les: Now I know you're joking (walks off)
No numbers but lots of lessons learnt last night. it was a blast
