Hey guys, very successful night.
Myself and my wing tav started at just after 9 and hit up a few bars... very little in them but managed to open a 3 set of italiens. They were looking over at us so i walked up to them and said "Are you just gonna stare all night or are you going to introduce yourself?"
We got talking and i isolated my target while my wing kept the other 2 girls occupied... it ended up after lots of kino that i found out she was actually 44 even though she looked 24
So we made our excuses and left - good first set.
We headed to a club at this stage, got turned away from 2 for what reason i can only guess but it worked out in our favour.
We entered another club (after i flirted with the ticket girl and got a student reduction), put our jackets in the cloakroom and went straight into the smoking room. I put my drink down next to 3 girls and waited for them to open me (they had been giving IOI's from across the room). Sure enough within 10 seconds they were asking me to take a picture of them. I took it. I then gave the camera back to the fat girl and asked her "what about a picture of us, dont make us feel left out!". I was wearing a gay purple low v-neck t-shirt and used the gay opener routine on her and asked for her hot friend to stand between us to we can feel heterosexual again. She complied willingly, lots of kino, it ended with them trying to drag us to the dance floor (after hugging and kissing us so many times). I politely declined by giving the excuse we were waiting for a friend.
5 minutes later we are walking out from the smoking room and a girl walks in to me and asks for a light, i comply... immediately she is in my face with heavy kino and telling me what a nice guy i am and how hot i look(she looked like a slut, so i just said thankyou and walked on)
Shortly after we were looking for our next targets but were interrupted by a police raid Perfect for us, opened about 2 sets with "Hey, any idea whats going on?". They didn't go anywhere but it was building social proof for what im going to call my masterpiece of perfect game.
There were 3 HB8's dancing around each other. Me and my wing stood and watched as guy after guy was rejected coldly. I turned to my wing and said "here it goes". Walked up to the girl nearest to me, as confidently as possible. Stopped. Looked at her and said "Which one of you girls ordered a stripper?" She burst out laughing "Noone giggle giggle" then i put my hands together and said "Oh no, this is really embarrassing!" next thing i know shes grabbing me and screaming "oh my god thats the best pickup line ive ever heard!!!!" i tell her to introduce me to her friends and stop being so rude - they smelled divine, sorta like cherries mixed with a hint of strawberry. Said our goodbyes (for now) and went to the bar.
Opened another set just before it with the gay friend routine but ended up badly when some guy with pubes on his face took a fancy to me.
This is getting long so ill cut to the chase.. Saw the girl again who was standing very near me waiting for me to talk to her again.. opened with "You're stalking me arn't you?" then after a bit of banter asked her to come with me - Isolated and kiss closed. Then knocked my drink over some AFC's by mistake
Myself and my wing tav started at just after 9 and hit up a few bars... very little in them but managed to open a 3 set of italiens. They were looking over at us so i walked up to them and said "Are you just gonna stare all night or are you going to introduce yourself?"
We got talking and i isolated my target while my wing kept the other 2 girls occupied... it ended up after lots of kino that i found out she was actually 44 even though she looked 24
So we made our excuses and left - good first set.We headed to a club at this stage, got turned away from 2 for what reason i can only guess but it worked out in our favour.
We entered another club (after i flirted with the ticket girl and got a student reduction
), put our jackets in the cloakroom and went straight into the smoking room. I put my drink down next to 3 girls and waited for them to open me (they had been giving IOI's from across the room). Sure enough within 10 seconds they were asking me to take a picture of them. I took it. I then gave the camera back to the fat girl and asked her "what about a picture of us, dont make us feel left out!". I was wearing a gay purple low v-neck t-shirt and used the gay opener routine on her and asked for her hot friend to stand between us to we can feel heterosexual again. She complied willingly, lots of kino, it ended with them trying to drag us to the dance floor (after hugging and kissing us so many times). I politely declined by giving the excuse we were waiting for a friend.5 minutes later we are walking out from the smoking room and a girl walks in to me and asks for a light, i comply... immediately she is in my face with heavy kino and telling me what a nice guy i am and how hot i look(she looked like a slut, so i just said thankyou and walked on)
Shortly after we were looking for our next targets but were interrupted by a police raid
Perfect for us, opened about 2 sets with "Hey, any idea whats going on?". They didn't go anywhere but it was building social proof for what im going to call my masterpiece of perfect game.There were 3 HB8's dancing around each other. Me and my wing stood and watched as guy after guy was rejected coldly. I turned to my wing and said "here it goes". Walked up to the girl nearest to me, as confidently as possible. Stopped. Looked at her and said "Which one of you girls ordered a stripper?" She burst out laughing "Noone giggle giggle" then i put my hands together and said "Oh no, this is really embarrassing!" next thing i know shes grabbing me and screaming "oh my god thats the best pickup line ive ever heard!!!!" i tell her to introduce me to her friends and stop being so rude - they smelled divine, sorta like cherries mixed with a hint of strawberry
. Said our goodbyes (for now) and went to the bar.Opened another set just before it with the gay friend routine but ended up badly when some guy with pubes on his face took a fancy to me.
This is getting long so ill cut to the chase.. Saw the girl again who was standing very near me waiting for me to talk to her again.. opened with "You're stalking me arn't you?" then after a bit of banter asked her to come with me - Isolated and kiss closed. Then knocked my drink over some AFC's by mistake