Field Report: Sniffer on the Prowl

[Crotch Sniffer]

APPROACH #1

Saw a beautful redhead walking down the street.
Walked up to her and asked for the time.
She said it was 7 PM
I said "really? Wow its earlier than I expected, now I have all the time in the world! Dont you love it when that happens?"
She brightened up with a smile and agreed with me.
We small talked for a while until her boyfriend showed up and gave me the most evil look you can imagine. He took her by the arm and they walked down the block and got into an argument.
Oh well...Game Reset!

APPROACH #2

I walked up to a fine HB9 and asked her for a cigarette. She gave me one and I put it in my pocket and asked for another one. She laughed and said "no way" I told her I was doing her a favor, and saving her life from cancer, one stoag at a time, because thats the sort of friend I am. She said I wasnt her friend so I told her we would have to fix that. Then her stupid cellphone rang and she got into a heavy conversation so I blew her off. BZZZZT, Try Again!

APPROACH #3

I was at the grocery store and saw this hot-ass blonde looking at cereals. So I walked up to her and started busting on her because she looked like she was locked in a titanic decision-making process. I said, "So many choices! Whatever will you do?!" I got her to laugh and then invited myself to tag along with her because I was "bored". We had a good time and she was a real cool chick. A little shy but nice. I helped her with her bags and when she was about to leave I said "What? No TIP?!" and rolled my eyes. She laughed and was actually digging in her purse so I told her I was kidding. She said she knew and handed me her business card and said I should call her. Nice! Turns out she is a yoga instructor. REAL Nice! I will call her ass this week for some free "lessons!" But the night was still young so..

APPROACH #4

On my way back from the supermarket I was hailing a cab and this girl tried to cut me off. So I yelled at her sarcastically "No! its fine really! I only have like 200 lbs of groceries here. No you go ahead!" She felt really bad and I told her that she could make it up to me by helping me put my bags in the cab. She looked surprised but she agreed. I asked where she was headed and it turned out it was near my place. So I asked if she wanted to split the cab. She freaked out on me and just left me without a word. Whatever! NEXT!

APPROACH #5

I went to a friends birthday party and immediately spotted a cute black girl. So I made my way around the room greeting my friends and finally I saw her standing alone.
I walked up to her and asked why she wasnt dancing.
She said she hated house music. I was in shock and I told her that I hated her for hating house music. She laughed and I was doing well until I tried to figure out what kind of music she liked. I accused her of being a Puffy fan and started to make fun of P.Diddy (which is pretty easy since his music is garbage)
Turns out he was her favorite, and the b!tch froze me out! I say good riddance to someone with such horrible musical taste. But I gotta say, just lookin at that ass gave me a set of blue balls. I needed to do more approaches...fast!

APPROACH #6

I walked up to another blonde girl and said "Hi" She looked at me all snotty and said "BYE!" ......the b!tch


APPROACH #7

I went out clubbing and saw this cute brunette. She was dancing very sexy so I rolled up on her and started dancing with her. We had a great time just grooving for about a half hour and then I went to take a piss. When I came out of the bathroom, I saw some dude hassling her so I walked up and asked if there was a problem, I didnt say I was her boyfriend but the way I said this made it seem that way. The guy immediately backed off and I was her hero! We danced more and then I went outside to get some air. She showed up shortly after saying she was leaving so she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I took her hand and said. "Nuh-Uh... I dont want no "little kids" kiss". She looked at me for a second in shock and then surprised me with a nice makeout session in front of my friends. Sweet! I invited her to come chill with me at another party and she said she would show up for sure. She ended up flaking, but its all good...got me the digits! Moving right along.....

APPROACH #8,9,10,11,12,13

All the same. Tried to dance with girls and got snubbed over and over. I wasnt even trying to grind! I would simply dance NEAR them and they would form a human shield, blocking my out. One girl put her hand in my face and told me to "step off". I just laughed at her and shrugged it off.

ANGRY SIDENOTE: Why the fvck do these b!tches show up to the clubs all fine with the skimpy dress with the bare midriff and act all offended that you "got the wrong idea!??? Fukkin ridiuclous that.

APPROACH # 14

Finally found a girl to dance with. We had seen each other before and danced a couple of times. She is stunningly gorgeous and ALWAYS surrounded by guys. But my dance moves knock them all out the box and she leaves them to come jam with me. Every time we dance, things get a little friskier. The first time we grinded alittle, the 2nd time I grabbed her ass, the third time she rubbed her ass on my raging boner! It was awesome. But then, like always, she ended up leaving with one of her entourage. We have hardly spoken at all but I did get her name. SHould have gotten the digits but, well, I totally pussied-out. I´ll see her again though...


So there you have it fellas. This is how its done. my approaches were not perfect and at the end of the night all I had was 2 numbers and a date with Rosy Palms. So technically, not much of a success. But I feel triumphant, because I went out there and did something 95% of you are scared to do.

So to you newjacks, I hope you learned something.
And to the veterans, I have a question..

How do you deal with the superfine hotties that are constantly surrounded by dudes? I face this problem a lot and have yet to solve it....Hmmmm.....

 

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
So there you have it fellas. This is how its done. my approaches were not perfect and at the end of the night all I had was 2 numbers and a date with Rosy Palms. So technically, not much of a success. But I feel triumphant, because I went out there and did something 95% of you are scared to do.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

You're right though, Crotch_Sniffer, I thought this was going to be a stupid joke thread but good job. Are you bootcamping or is this just a regular FR?

 

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

With SHB's the best you can do is neg, takeaway, then re-sarge and isolate as quickly as possible.

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

Re: Re: Field Report: Sniffer on the Prowl

Originally posted by MVPlaya
Are you bootcamping or is this just a regular FR?

Just a regular FR. Probably my last.

Funny how AFCs who ask the same retarded questions over and over get tons of responses while the people who are actually out in the field get minimal input.

I like this place ..its great, but I think I am outgrowing it. My intelligence and superior wit are light years ahead of most of you pathetic losers.

(Sighs) Its lonely at the top!

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
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And to the veterans, I have a question..

How do you deal with the superfine hotties that are constantly surrounded by dudes? I face this problem a lot and have yet to solve it....Hmmmm..... [/B]

I think some guys are afraid to respond to you b/c of the "you guys are MORONS thread". (lol)**I'm still laughing from reading it**

Well, you have to really check out what the other cats first and make sure that you don't do the same thing. Second, ask her what is her name and have conversation like how you talk to a friend. Examples: how was your day, what brought you out tonight type of conversation. And then roll from there.

 

[CLOONEY]

Well done, glad to see you out there and working it! As far as outgrowing this place, yep I did that a LONG LONG time ago, I actually dont really learn anything from it anymore, but it helped me SO MUCH that I am still here trying to help out some of the guys who need my help in return!

As far as the hotties, I really dont find that many hotties are surrounded by guys all the time. There will always be opportunities when they are by themselves or just with one friend, just work your magic then! Thing is, in clubs, most hotties only go for one thing, LOOKS, so if you attract their eye then you are pretty much set. One other thing is that yea, if a girl doesnt like you and isnt that attracted to you, thats just a result of human nature, NOONE can get EVERY GIRL. and as someone else said I think, the biggest thing are neg hits in clubs, although this can be hard to do when you can hardly hear eachother, so like I said before, most of it is about looks. Just get eye contact, smile, then tell them you are taking them to dance! Works for me MOST of the time!

 

[Walden]

Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
APPROACH #1

Saw a beautful redhead walking down the street.
Walked up to her and asked for the time.
She said it was 7 PM
I said "really? Wow its earlier than I expected, now I have all the time in the world! Dont you love it when that happens?"
She brightened up with a smile and agreed with me.

Dude that is SO money and it is SO stolen (by me ).

 

[MVPlaya]

BUMP

Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
So there you have it fellas. This is how its done. my approaches were not perfect and at the end of the night all I had was 2 numbers and a date with Rosy Palms. So technically, not much of a success. But I feel triumphant, because I went out there and did something 95% of you are scared to do.

If a guy who started out as a troll can have this kinda drive, why can't you guys who came here for serious reasons? CS, keep up the work. And tell me you've done more of these since.

 

[uniassign]

How do you deal with the superfine hotties that are constantly surrounded by dudes? I face this problem a lot and have yet to solve it

Dude, it is basic group theory. Go to fastseduction.com and check out mystery method.

Basically, you go in and befriend all the dudes, whilst actively ignore (negs) the SHB. Once befriended, then you can lead the chick away from the guys.

From your approaches, you are closing WAY too early without displaying personality and higher value.

You need to make it less of a pick up, and more of a friendly, chatty person on the street. Use this angle and display your personality by telling more fun stories, amid busting on her. You need to set up a meet, rather than just get her phone number. Get the solid meeting, and use the phone number "just in case I need to go to Vagas when Britney Spears calls me to marry me".

Less questions about her. Don't ask her any questions until she asks you. You should be attract, attract and attract until she seeks rapport. Only then should you ask questions. Because if you ask questions, you will be branded as the NEXT guy that hit on her THAT DAY. Be different.

Good work on the approaches. Definitely a good break from all the other posts on here.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

I haven't been her long but never saw him as a troll, always saw him as a funny inspiring interjection now and then

Around here most 8+ girls are not surrounded by boys, most boys are too afraid of rejection and most boys that do hang with them are mostly good friends of them which is no hassle.

Though IF a girl is surrounded by guys you just gotta feel her, that is.. See how she is responding to the attention... If she is discomforted by their attention doing something like going up and pulling her away saying something like "I got a secret for you" or anything or just say "I hope you can dance cause I'm bored of all these other unrythmical wooden sticks" and pull her towards the dance floor.

If she is enjoying their attention though you can still do this but it's less of a chance she wants to go away because they will supplicate her ass, this is when you lurk and put her in the back of your head. Try to catch if she moves or gets left alone, eg if she goes to the bathroom then "accidently" interrupt her path, preferably BACK from the bathroom...

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Crotch sniffer - you had an overdose of sniffing these wh@re's crotches...

You were captain sav-a -ho in approach number 7 -- I personally would have slced your throat with my switch-blade - but then again I am puerto rican and not normal when men interrupt my female pursuits - and my hot latin blood rises and I want to kill those who think they are more masculine than me.






















I am just kidding ----


You need to be more discernible in who you approiach!!!

 

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
You were captain sav-a -ho in approach number 7 -- I personally would have slced your throat with my switch-blade - but then again I am puerto rican and not normal when men interrupt my female pursuits - and my hot latin blood rises and I want to kill those who think they are more masculine than me.

I don't think he was that Capt. Save-A-Hoe ish. If a girl is getting hassled (harassed/intimidated) I step in too. I think by hassled he didn't mean the guy was spitting game, he was just being obnoxious and intimidating and CS helped the girl out. And he got a make-out session in return.