Field Report - Mall Now, Bars Later

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Hitting the scene again today. Trying to get laid. Right now I'm working on a program to automate online dating for me. Stay tuned

 

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Rolled up in Victoria Secret. Had a boyfriend

 

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Mall is super dead so far

 

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2000s called. They want their PUA techniques back.
You're almost as bad as the guy who tries to pick up women at the gym

 

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Total sausage fest. Going to a different mall now

 

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Saw a hot chick. Married

 

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Hit on another chick. Married but wanted to keep talking after she shot me down. I ejected

 

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Very hot and very tall chick. Talked to her a bit and tried to pull her out. Left her my number but she insisted on giving me hers too

 

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Met another super hot one. She insisted that I take her number instead of taking mine

 

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Saw a chick with a nice fat asv. Approached. Sharp Banter ensued. She tried to place me in orbiter status immediately so I got more and more sexual. Left her my number. Wants me to go out tonight with her

 

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Hit on a 16 year old. Too young. Ejected

 

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Slamming shots bvtch. Going to the club soon

 

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2000s called. They want their PUA techniques back.
You're almost as bad as the guy who tries to pick up women at the gym

Nah I'm worse

 

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Entering the bar. Got liquor in my shoe. Wish me luck

 

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No bouncer. That bar is dead on Thursdays

 

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Club is dead. How many chicks can I try to fvck before I'm kicked out

 

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Turns out I was early. Made out with one chick. Couldn't pull her out though

 

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Grabbed another. Couldn't pull her anywhere. She was just trying to soak up attention

 

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Hit on five or six chicks in rapid succession. Moved one away from her friend
Gave my number out a lot

 

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Made out with a random. Couldn't get her out