"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Field report : Last night was pretty good.

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Last night I got approached by one smoking hot chick.

Then later in the night I was sitting at a smallnfire for warmth and then this super hot girl came to join and actually asked for my number lol and then five of her very attractive friends came to join as well.. So it was me and six girls sitting around the fire.. The girl that asked for my number was really touchy so that was a good sighn! My conversation skills have improved so it went pretty great.

And had tones of iois from different chicks throughout the night aswell!

I seriously can't make this sh!t up.

Any way this whole year has been pretty dry and last night everything balanced out.

Just thought I'd share my success with you guys and let you know the more you approach the higher you chances for a blow job will be?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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lol @ the more you approach the higher your chances for a blow job will be haha
Like some women say "Confidence is sexy" that's what all of them saw in you
 
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JohnChops said:
Sam... posing something... POSITIVE ?! I just.. I just..... no no this isn't the real world o_0
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Right?

@ sam - stay up :D
 
Packers2010

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nice work man!

i had the same thing happened to me this weekend. girl came up to me and asked for my facebook. we took sooo many photos together. she just send me one of them. came out sooo good. now to social prof every social nextwork i have that requires a profile picture :p

must have been our weekend! :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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JohnChops said:
Sam... posing something... POSITIVE ?! I just.. I just..... no no this isn't the real world o_0
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dude i think we are both high as fvck....this must be inside the matrix.....
i swear i just saw a unicorn....oh sh!t there goes nyan cat :cheer:
 
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