field report.. how its done.

[keepitirie]

Now, I usually dont do FR's, but today im grounded, so im writing one to for everyone's amusement. solid weekend. 3 makeout seshes, but no sex. This happened last week friday.

I'd been out with my friends all afternoon, doing whatever high school kids do on a friday afternoon. you guessed it drinking. At 6pm we go to a freshman's house party (dumb freshmen... letting people come in and trash their house).. a typical party. 50 people, beer pong, dancing going on, and what not. So my friends and I (2 girls 2 guys) come in and were singing Ordinary Girl by Rebelution like crazy happy mother effers. We are having FUN, DGAFing what other people think. Everyone is looking at us. The party is going on, but we we're the group having the most fun. Got a lot of awkward stares, you know the one... the "wtf are they doing" stare. but its only cuz they werent having as much fun as us.

Anyways, so our group kinda splits up, and my friend Fileeps (her nickname... shes italian HB9.5) and i go out dancing and team up to play beer pong. We win 4 games and were done. Already, the whole party im being social proofed because im having the time of my life, and hanging out with a HB. lot of people just watching us.

ME: "wow, you must feel soooo great that everyone's staring at you cuz youre with me"
Fileeps: HAHA, blah blah

I say this loud enough for all the girls around to hear this. Sure a lot of them are staring at me, but when i say this, everyone looks over and looks all around to see if we are really the center of it all.

sure enough.. MASSIVE SOCIAL PROOF.

anyways, now ive caught Julianne's (HB 9.5) attention. i had this whole time.. but before she was looking at me condescendingly, now too, but we all know why... its cuz shes jealous.

well, fileeps and i make out from time to time, but we made a pact before in the afternoon that we would keep each other accountable from other people, and even each other. a pinky promise.

PSHH.. like im going to let that stop me. im going for julianne!

so, julianne turns away and starts towards the keg. I grab her by the arm as shes walking..

Julianne: HEY what are you doing?!
Me: Come on! Let's go!
Julianne: Where?
Me: who are you, my mom?! ITS TIME FOR SHOTTS!

now we're just talking some bull**** about school, and taking shots. We know each other from other friends and stuff, but we've never talked before. Fluff a little more, and talk about who's hooking up with who, who should dump who.. whatever, stuff women talk about. End up talking about me and says im hot. (LOL really guys? if you see my pic email me.)

Julianne: but i know guys like you.. you think you can hook up with anyone.
Me: *look intently at her for a moment* i know i can
Julianne: oh ya?
Me: Ya, make out with me now.

I dont wait for her to come in for the kiss. i go in for it for like 5 seconds. she wants it, but doesnt want to admit that she wants me. i break it off.

Me: jeez i dont think i can talk to you anymore
Julianne: what? why not?
Me: you've totally seduced me.

She starts laughing and hugs me. Now, Fileeps sees me and i wink. She looks at me like UGH. Fileeps runs down and grabs me.

Fileeps: Excuse me! I need to talk to Chris for a second!

****BLOCK!

Fileeps: Chris! you are such a whor3!
Me: i know.. it great huh?
Fileeps: HAHA. PACT BREAKER!! you are in sooo much trouble!
Me: oooo kinky! *hits me in the arm.*
Me: gimme one freebie and ill owe you one.

She agrees, and i go back to julianne. Lucky for me, Julianne was just sitting there watching us. Unlucky for me, she was watching us... Well, this used to be a problem for me.. hooking up with too many chicks kind of tarnished my rep before (i couldnt control myself when i got good), but now i know how to handle it.

Julianne: what was that all about?
Me: haha she's my ****block for tonight. im sooo bad.
Julianne: yaaa. i know. its soo funny, im with chris.
Me: yaaa.. i get that soo much
Julianne: (little silence... getting her to chase me now.) Hey wanna play Never Have I?
Im always up for a game of Never Have I so i play... this girl knows too much about me tho. we go to the same high school, and hang out with basically the same crowd though, so she already knows I'm that guy soo i have like 3 shots in 2 min... (we took half shots)
Me: jeez youre too good!
shes on my lap right now.. and then theres a little pause..
Me: Hey, you know that feeling when right before you kiss someone?
Her: ya.
Me: dont you wish you had that feeling forever??
no **** we start making out again.. She gets up and says
Julie: I think we have to stop now..
Me: UMMMM.. okkk.
I start to leave.
Julie: HEY! where are you going?
Me: I'm going to go have a good time.. sitting by myself on a couch is not a goodtime.. *turn to leave*
Julie: wait a minute..
*turn back*
Julie: its just ive heard from friends that..
*turn to leave again*
Julie:wait!
Me: Julianne. i dont have time to deal with this sh1t. people talk, but are you gonna let them decide for you?
Julie: No
Me: good cuz now come here like a good girl and lets go have some fun!

I end up getting majorly sexual, exchange numbers, and leave...
I go home with one of my guy friends, and me and fileeps are in the back..
she punishes me for getting breaking my promise.... we hook up. now she's broken it too.

Was a good night.

 

[keepitirie]

im not gonna proof read that.. too long. lots of detail. i think this answers a lot of questions about what you have to do, if you analyze my actions.. hope you guys get something out of it.. took me long enough to write it

 

[keepitirie]

god, i took soo much effort in writing this and no one is gonna view it?! appreciate the support guys...

 

[War Against Betaism]

Not really good to whine about lacking attention on an internet forum, especially one that emphasizes on about building a strong mindset. This board is just not very active and more people who post here are looking for advice than commenting on other people's field reports, and it doesn't help the fact that people are limited to only 10 posts per day. It's a shame because I get a fair amount of posts from people who appreciate the advice I give and although I want to reply back to them showing my gratitude, I'm handicapped by this stupid post restriction. But whatever, that's how things are run here.

So unless you have an out of this world Field Report, don't expect too many responses. You did pretty good here but it's really not out of this world; for most people here that's a slow Friday night since really the most you did was make out. I had a Field Report where I fingered a girl and then got a blowjay from another girl in the same party, only got a handful of responses and that was before this 10 post restrictions.

I'm not trying to discourage you from posting field reports, because we really need more field reports around here to really liven up the high school board community here and you seem to have potential to rip out more like these, but I have a feeling you were expecting to get praised, and I'm sorry to tell you you will and have been disappointed. Plus it was pretty damn long. Keep up the work though.

 

[keepitirie]

haha yeess i love attention and gloating! its my thaaaannggggg!

love you War! thanks for the comment man~!

but, its not really the comments i'm looking for! i just want the views! 50 views when i put this up on a friday/ saturday? it had the same amount as my "i wanna help" post. well i guess that furthers your argument that the people desire help. imho, reading good field reports and writing your own are the best way to learn. 90% of all the questions ive read can be answered right here and by people responding to your field reports

and just 2 things

I had a Field Report where I fingered a girl and then got a blowjay from another girl in the same party

fingering at a party?! classy

a slow Friday night since really the most you did was make out

... field report, not a lay report. subtle difference

 

[War Against Betaism]

... field report, not a lay report. subtle difference

What do you think people would want to read? A field report where you don't get laid, or a field report where you do get laid? If I was able to get laid by at least one or two of those girls in my field report, people would have been opening their ears. Since I didn't, which was entirely on me, I only got a handful of responses. People here learn more when you present field reports where you get laid, I didn't and it mostly fell to deaf ears. Unless you just picked up a supermodel or celebrity, don't expect a lot of attention for field reports that don't include getting laid.

 

[keepitirie]

LOL thanks i guess the people really must get off on me getting laid.

 

[Veridin]

So unless you have an out of this world Field Report, don't expect too many responses. You did pretty good here but it's really not out of this world; for most people here that's a slow Friday night since really the most you did was make out.

Don't be negative, he did a good job! Who says you have to get laid on first contact to get praise?



I enjoyed reading that report Keepitirie, pretty wild attitude there, which is very good when you do it right.

 

[War Against Betaism]

Don't be negative, he did a good job! Who says you have to get laid on first contact to get praise?

I gave him his props but I was also being straight up, and I'm not criticizing him not getting the lay, I'm just saying that it's part of the reason why he didn't get many responses.

 

[thedoc]

You know, most people came to this forum for help with their own problems, not so much to see other people gloat. That definitely doesn't mean you shouldn't post, hell, I enjoyed reading this. I can't really offer you advice, but I can tell you nice job. So,

Nice job so far and be sure to keep posting

 

[eaglez1177]

Beta hit the nail right on the head...ill try to make some comments in this thread to help you out keepitirie but im pretty busy between sports, school, and social life lol

EDIT: I just read your FR through, and if its all true and your not here just for an ego boost, then I give you props. Seems like you've got some pretty good game there, especially since you were spinning two plates at the same time literally right in front of each other. That can be tough to accomplish cuz usually one of the girls gets annoyed that you didnt "pick" her.

 

[dj_007]

ok... h8 to break it to u.. ure FR is exactly like the mixing the two FRs in the book "Conquer Your Campus", by Mark Redman...

If u got something original, post it