This was taken from Stephane's board (IdeaGasms).
His clients are notorious for dwelling in airy-fairy self-help **** and not being able to get laid.
The following is Stephane's top on-line student and a co-moderator on their forum. Enjoy.
PS: "Openergasm is what they call their method of approaching; walking up to a girl and asking her if she's single."
ast night i didnt do openergasms - i had an OPENORGY. i just said i wanted to end the drama and the struggle and just get a gf already, no strings attached. its amazing what you can do when you make something your purpose - my "caring what people think" went down from maybe 10% to ZERO. i JUST wanted a gf, and nothing else mattered anymore.
so i just walked around campus looking for a girlfriend. i walked up and down the streets, and whenever i saw a girl or group of girls, i would ask them straight up which of them were single and looking for a bf. eventually i found out i could maximize my client exposure by parking myself on a bench right outside the largest freshman dorm and waiting for groups to come out... now overall i think i probably talked to about 75 girls in total, so its hard for me to remember everything that happened, so ill give you the best account i can:
first, im walking down the street, and i see a group of like 8 girls, i go up and say "hey guys, my name is dan, im lookin for a girlfriend", and then one of them starts talking to me, but the others keep walking. i say "hey, were gonna play elimidate... hey, guys, no, stop! come here! come here!" LOL. and they just kept on walking.
Lesson learned: Be more forceful with them. AUTHORITY.
So the next group came like 5 minutes later, and i exercised my new wisdom. it was a group of like 7 hot blonde "club sluts" who i could just TELL had enough ***** power to run whatever club they were going to if its electricity went out. they were walking one way, and i came behind and caught up with them, and i COMMANDED them, "hey guys, STOP. LADIES. STOP." and they did, and they all looked at me. so i smiled and said "hi, my name is dan, and im lookin for a girlfriend, and i need to be efficient about it. were gonna play elimidate. who wants to play? ok very good. all of you who have boyfriends raise your hands." and they all raised their hands!!!!!! laugh.gif right..... i didnt call them on that bull**** because i figured if theyre gonna lie about it, theyre disqualified anyway. so i thanked them for playing and moved on.
next group, a "two-set". lol. i was walking in front of them, and they were behind me, so i turned around, raised my hand up and said "stop." they stopped. i said "hey... my name is dan..." and paused for a little while.... they started smiling a little bit... and i continued: "and im probably more fun than whatever party youre going to." they busted out laughing. the thing is... i really BELIEVED that when i said it. (and i still believe it... lol, i KNOW it). i think they said they werent going to a party, but i dont remember where they said they were going... but i asked them if theyre single, and they said no they both had boyfriends. so i said "ok, then do you have any cute single girlfriends?" and they actually said no, all their friends are "crazy". ok... whatever. so we talked for like another minute and then i wished them well. ok, next group, like 10 minutes later or something, a group of like 5 girls coming out of a dorm, i approached them and played elimidate. this time, when i asked them to raise their hands if they had boyfriends, 4 of them did, and one didnt. so i said to the 4, ok, please step over here, youre disqualified, thanks for playing. everyone busted out laughing, cause they couldnt believe what they were hearing. and to the remaining one i said ok, "so its just you left. [smile smile.gif] next question: are you nice and sweet?" and now guys, can you believe it, this girl could not decide if she was nice and sweet? she just stood there smiling going umm.... umm..... i dont know.... um.... i dunno about that... umm.... umm....." so i said "alright, well if you dont know, then youre disqualified, thanks for playing." she didnt look like she was going for it anyway, so i helped her out and ended the game.
ok.... next group, another group of two. again, walking the same way as me, behind me. so i turned around, said "stop" and they stopped, and i said "hey, are either of you guys single?" and they said "no, sorry!" but they were smiling and looked nice, so i said "hmm well do you have any cute single girlfriends?" and they thought about it and again said no. but i recognized one of the girls from a class i had 2 years ago, so we actually had a conversation there on the street corner for like 5 minutes. they asked me about my "hunt" and i told them exactly what i was doing - just being totally upfront and looking for a girlfriend. the two of them were really nice, and were totally impressed by what i was doing. i even told them about the group that said they all had boyfriends - and they were like "B ****ing S!!!" and im like "yea, why are girls such liars?" and theyre like "i dunno, they probably just wanted an emotionless one-night-stand or something, lol." so we keep on talking, and eventually their 3rd friend showed up and they had to go, so we parted, but then like literally one SECOND after we parted, i saw another group of like 6 or 7 girls converging paths with them, so i ran back over to them to catch up with the 6/7 group... the 2 girls i had been talking to were like "go get em tiger!" and i approach the group within earshot of the previous 2, and i go "hey, guys, STOP. ladies! STOP. i want to ask you something." and they COMPLETELY ignored me. so i fell back to the previous two, and said "see what i mean?" and then as we were walking i told them more about my "quest"... they were telling me that what i was doing probably wasnt gonna work, just cause most girls arent looking for a boyfriend at club-time on friday night. so i said well, if shes nice and has a big heart, she'll be able to admit shes looking for love, happiness, and orgasms, regardless of what time im asking her. and they said yea but what girl is gonna say that?" and i kept saying "well, if shes got an open heart, she can. hey, ill admit, im looking for slim pickings." they cracked up again... they basically couldnt wrap their heads around the concept that i was being totally honest and upfront, and looking for a girl who was equally honest and upfront and stuff... and they were fascinated by the whole thing.
eventually we parted and i went looking for the next group. i got a slice of pizza cause i was starving, and then hung out in front of the freshman dorm again. THIS time, oh my god. at one point, like 8 different groups of girls came out within seconds of eachother, and the entire sidewalk was just flooded with them, all confused, all on their cellphones, all trying to "figure out where theyre going", and all that ****. you can imagine the scene, im sure. so i approach one conglomerate group of like 10 of them, and i say "hey!! LISTEN UP!!!" and they all give me their attention. "my name is dan, im looking for a girlfriend, and i need to make this efficient. were gonna play elimdate! who here has a boyfriend, raise your hand!" and about half of them raised their hands. so i said "ok, please step over here, youre disqualified, thanks for playing. everyone BUSTED up laughing. so i say to the remaining 4 or 5 girls, ok, next question! who here is nice, and sweet, and has a big heart?" and i smile as i say the last one. "raise your hands!" then they all start smiling and shaking their heads. im like "raise your hands if youre nice! come on, its not hard." and they were all like "sorryyyyy...." laugh.gif i couldnt believe it. HOW ****ING HARD IS IT TO FIND A GIRL WHO CAN JUST ADMIT THAT SHES NICE????? JESUS. theyre all laughing and smiling during all of this, but none of them can say theyre nice. wtf??? anyway, what could i do after that? i had no choice but to disqualify them shrug.gif
so that group was like the "little conglomerate", so now i approached the BIG conglomerate, which had about 20 girls. so i spread by arms out wide and SHOUT. "HEEEYY!!!! EVERYONE!!!! LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!! " and i tried to play elimidate with them, but there were just too many... too chaotic. too many cellphones, too many plans, too much confusion. 10 seconds after i approached them, they all started running into taxis. whatever. if shaking your ass in the club is more important than bliss, ecstasy, and love, i honor that.
so.... i think i did a couple more "sets", but i dont remember... honestly, i did SO many i just cant remember! it was a HECK of a lot of fun doing this. jeez guys, you gotta try this out! it doesnt matter whether youre in college or not. as long as theres a college campus near you, you can just GO to it and do this stuff. friday or saturday night, its so crazy, no one knows or cares whether you actually go to that school or not. in fact, a couple of sweet black girls from another school kind of approached me and asked me if i went to my school, and then talked to me for a like a minute... but they were with 2 big black guys, so as soon as they came over, the girls really didnt have a choice, lol. i digress.
anyway, DO this, its so fun!
I AM Psychonaut of openergasm services.
His clients are notorious for dwelling in airy-fairy self-help **** and not being able to get laid.
The following is Stephane's top on-line student and a co-moderator on their forum. Enjoy.
PS: "Openergasm is what they call their method of approaching; walking up to a girl and asking her if she's single."
ast night i didnt do openergasms - i had an OPENORGY. i just said i wanted to end the drama and the struggle and just get a gf already, no strings attached. its amazing what you can do when you make something your purpose - my "caring what people think" went down from maybe 10% to ZERO. i JUST wanted a gf, and nothing else mattered anymore.
so i just walked around campus looking for a girlfriend. i walked up and down the streets, and whenever i saw a girl or group of girls, i would ask them straight up which of them were single and looking for a bf. eventually i found out i could maximize my client exposure by parking myself on a bench right outside the largest freshman dorm and waiting for groups to come out... now overall i think i probably talked to about 75 girls in total, so its hard for me to remember everything that happened, so ill give you the best account i can:
first, im walking down the street, and i see a group of like 8 girls, i go up and say "hey guys, my name is dan, im lookin for a girlfriend", and then one of them starts talking to me, but the others keep walking. i say "hey, were gonna play elimidate... hey, guys, no, stop! come here! come here!" LOL. and they just kept on walking.
Lesson learned: Be more forceful with them. AUTHORITY.
So the next group came like 5 minutes later, and i exercised my new wisdom. it was a group of like 7 hot blonde "club sluts" who i could just TELL had enough ***** power to run whatever club they were going to if its electricity went out. they were walking one way, and i came behind and caught up with them, and i COMMANDED them, "hey guys, STOP. LADIES. STOP." and they did, and they all looked at me. so i smiled and said "hi, my name is dan, and im lookin for a girlfriend, and i need to be efficient about it. were gonna play elimidate. who wants to play? ok very good. all of you who have boyfriends raise your hands." and they all raised their hands!!!!!! laugh.gif right..... i didnt call them on that bull**** because i figured if theyre gonna lie about it, theyre disqualified anyway. so i thanked them for playing and moved on.
next group, a "two-set". lol. i was walking in front of them, and they were behind me, so i turned around, raised my hand up and said "stop." they stopped. i said "hey... my name is dan..." and paused for a little while.... they started smiling a little bit... and i continued: "and im probably more fun than whatever party youre going to." they busted out laughing. the thing is... i really BELIEVED that when i said it. (and i still believe it... lol, i KNOW it). i think they said they werent going to a party, but i dont remember where they said they were going... but i asked them if theyre single, and they said no they both had boyfriends. so i said "ok, then do you have any cute single girlfriends?" and they actually said no, all their friends are "crazy". ok... whatever. so we talked for like another minute and then i wished them well. ok, next group, like 10 minutes later or something, a group of like 5 girls coming out of a dorm, i approached them and played elimidate. this time, when i asked them to raise their hands if they had boyfriends, 4 of them did, and one didnt. so i said to the 4, ok, please step over here, youre disqualified, thanks for playing. everyone busted out laughing, cause they couldnt believe what they were hearing. and to the remaining one i said ok, "so its just you left. [smile smile.gif] next question: are you nice and sweet?" and now guys, can you believe it, this girl could not decide if she was nice and sweet? she just stood there smiling going umm.... umm..... i dont know.... um.... i dunno about that... umm.... umm....." so i said "alright, well if you dont know, then youre disqualified, thanks for playing." she didnt look like she was going for it anyway, so i helped her out and ended the game.
ok.... next group, another group of two. again, walking the same way as me, behind me. so i turned around, said "stop" and they stopped, and i said "hey, are either of you guys single?" and they said "no, sorry!" but they were smiling and looked nice, so i said "hmm well do you have any cute single girlfriends?" and they thought about it and again said no. but i recognized one of the girls from a class i had 2 years ago, so we actually had a conversation there on the street corner for like 5 minutes. they asked me about my "hunt" and i told them exactly what i was doing - just being totally upfront and looking for a girlfriend. the two of them were really nice, and were totally impressed by what i was doing. i even told them about the group that said they all had boyfriends - and they were like "B ****ing S!!!" and im like "yea, why are girls such liars?" and theyre like "i dunno, they probably just wanted an emotionless one-night-stand or something, lol." so we keep on talking, and eventually their 3rd friend showed up and they had to go, so we parted, but then like literally one SECOND after we parted, i saw another group of like 6 or 7 girls converging paths with them, so i ran back over to them to catch up with the 6/7 group... the 2 girls i had been talking to were like "go get em tiger!" and i approach the group within earshot of the previous 2, and i go "hey, guys, STOP. ladies! STOP. i want to ask you something." and they COMPLETELY ignored me. so i fell back to the previous two, and said "see what i mean?" and then as we were walking i told them more about my "quest"... they were telling me that what i was doing probably wasnt gonna work, just cause most girls arent looking for a boyfriend at club-time on friday night. so i said well, if shes nice and has a big heart, she'll be able to admit shes looking for love, happiness, and orgasms, regardless of what time im asking her. and they said yea but what girl is gonna say that?" and i kept saying "well, if shes got an open heart, she can. hey, ill admit, im looking for slim pickings." they cracked up again... they basically couldnt wrap their heads around the concept that i was being totally honest and upfront, and looking for a girl who was equally honest and upfront and stuff... and they were fascinated by the whole thing.
eventually we parted and i went looking for the next group. i got a slice of pizza cause i was starving, and then hung out in front of the freshman dorm again. THIS time, oh my god. at one point, like 8 different groups of girls came out within seconds of eachother, and the entire sidewalk was just flooded with them, all confused, all on their cellphones, all trying to "figure out where theyre going", and all that ****. you can imagine the scene, im sure. so i approach one conglomerate group of like 10 of them, and i say "hey!! LISTEN UP!!!" and they all give me their attention. "my name is dan, im looking for a girlfriend, and i need to make this efficient. were gonna play elimdate! who here has a boyfriend, raise your hand!" and about half of them raised their hands. so i said "ok, please step over here, youre disqualified, thanks for playing. everyone BUSTED up laughing. so i say to the remaining 4 or 5 girls, ok, next question! who here is nice, and sweet, and has a big heart?" and i smile as i say the last one. "raise your hands!" then they all start smiling and shaking their heads. im like "raise your hands if youre nice! come on, its not hard." and they were all like "sorryyyyy...." laugh.gif i couldnt believe it. HOW ****ING HARD IS IT TO FIND A GIRL WHO CAN JUST ADMIT THAT SHES NICE????? JESUS. theyre all laughing and smiling during all of this, but none of them can say theyre nice. wtf??? anyway, what could i do after that? i had no choice but to disqualify them shrug.gif
so that group was like the "little conglomerate", so now i approached the BIG conglomerate, which had about 20 girls. so i spread by arms out wide and SHOUT. "HEEEYY!!!! EVERYONE!!!! LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!! " and i tried to play elimidate with them, but there were just too many... too chaotic. too many cellphones, too many plans, too much confusion. 10 seconds after i approached them, they all started running into taxis. whatever. if shaking your ass in the club is more important than bliss, ecstasy, and love, i honor that.
so.... i think i did a couple more "sets", but i dont remember... honestly, i did SO many i just cant remember! it was a HECK of a lot of fun doing this. jeez guys, you gotta try this out! it doesnt matter whether youre in college or not. as long as theres a college campus near you, you can just GO to it and do this stuff. friday or saturday night, its so crazy, no one knows or cares whether you actually go to that school or not. in fact, a couple of sweet black girls from another school kind of approached me and asked me if i went to my school, and then talked to me for a like a minute... but they were with 2 big black guys, so as soon as they came over, the girls really didnt have a choice, lol. i digress.
anyway, DO this, its so fun!
I AM Psychonaut of openergasm services.