Field report Durban trip

[Ballie57]

As my older DJ Scaramouche told me
"Good hunting" well, I am back on the farm and here is my field report.

Well, I had to go to Durbs and hunt for pvssy and I did. It was a business trip and very sucessfull one at that - sorted out a client with a new 400W rms amp for my design of a new transistor amplifier for his Juke box company, as his MOSFET amp is obsolete and he paid me big $$$ for that and saw a new customer for a RF Display unit - for a major retail unit. I am a semi retired engineer and get work where I can.

Off course - I intend to mix pleasure in the trip as well and see how many chicks I can score as well I was staying at my brother in law's seafront apartment in Toti and after the first day I went for a couple of beers at a pub near there. I didn't have much bucks at that stage - but if you a DJ that doesn't Really matter and it did not.

The first chick was called Zoey who walked in while I was chatting the bar maid up. She came and stood next to me - after a while, I looked at her. She was short, very hot (for her age in her fourties) and a perfect build. Blond hair, light blue green eyes and a bit drunk. She was an ex Toti chick who was down from the UK and offered me a drink if I gave her a lift. Well, being the perfect gentleman, I accepted that offer - off course. It panned out that her boy friend and her was supposed to get engaged and he dumped her. Well, she bought me a Hansa beer and herself a brandy and she started chatting. Fvck what a motor mouth! but I let her carry on.

Did I take advantage? No, not at all I was dog tired after working all day and needed to sleep - any way, I had a date the next day and I don't operate two chicks at once. Her :crazy: eyed female friend rocked up half an hour later and they went off to eat some sushi and left with me escorting then out. Zoey was pissed (drunk) by then and I gave her a good bye hug and kissed the top of her head - shame, poor girl. My "fiance" had also cheated on me - so I knew how she felt. I had to help her down the stairs and gave her a good bye kiss after telling her not to worry as she was beautiful.

Imagine that! walking in alone and out with two chicks - both blond with DJ Ballie. All the guys were looking at me in amazement - what the fvck that oke (guy) can operate. Well being built, with a six pack stomach and attitude helps - especially if you have ginger hair and not bald. That is only 2% of the population after all and girls also have a bucket list.

The next day I went to see if my bar lady girl friend was around - but she doesn't work at Billies any more as she is having a baby - not mine as I only shoot blanks after all.

Then my date on Saturday with a school teacher called Vanessa. It was our first date, always a nervous one. A mutual very rich girl friend of ours had introduced us, before she left to relocate to Spain.
It was a breakfast date at Oscars in Musgrave. Vanessa is a farmer's daughter from Mooi River in KZN and only fourty years old, with no kids at all.
She is brunette and has blue eyes, about my height and a bit plump - I don't date fat chicks at all.
Well, I do have a thing about school teachers, at least they are human - I was married to one for 23 years and only been divorced for 5.
Well, she even paid for the breakfast and I promised to pay for the next date, when I am back in Durban - who knows when? I don't do LDR at all. My litmus check is that they must shack up with me for a minimum of 6 months before I am interested.

Then I went to a B&B on the Bluff and watched the Sharks thumping the Cheeters in the Semi cup final - gate crashed a Halloween party on some pub and got a bit pissed and stoned as well.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Ballie,
You did well with the Chicky babe in the Pub....You just listened,didn't lean on her....Babes who have just broken up are extremely vulnerable,but also recidivist and likely to return to the source of their sorrow for another basinful....But Ballie,my old Springbok mate,isn't Durban a bit dangerous?....I think it was there that I visited an amazing Restuarant called Shakas Rock...Seems Shaka was a DJ with a bit of fire in his belly...Looking out of the window as we munched on delectable Prawns,we could see the Rock,from which he would have any wenches who upset him,thrown to the Sharks...Bet there were not many BPD's around the Zulu Campfires those Days LOL.

 

[Ballie57]

But Ballie,my old Springbok mate,isn't Durban a bit dangerous?....I think it was there that I visited an amazing Restuarant called Shakas Rock...Seems Shaka was a DJ with a bit of fire in his belly...Looking out of the window as we munched on delectable Prawns,we could see the Rock,from which he would have any wenches who upset him,thrown to the Sharks...Bet there were not many BPD's around the Zulu Campfires those Days LOL.

Durban is dangerous - too many people there. But so am I as an ex corporal in the army and did border duty in the good old days at Mozambique when we killed the buggers. I was a Telcom technician in those days and unarmed. Took iron balls that - had to rebuild a carrier room after the terrorist blew it up! The army okes were guarding us so that's ok.

Yeah - Shaka did not take any sh!t from his many wives he was a mean dude.
Anyway, the war ended in 1984 when Mandela took power and we are the real rainbow nation now. Well I am not racialistic and in the new Suf Africa that means there is more choice of woman Any colour of chocolate you like? white - black. I have a thing about blonds - especially with green eyes. But the genuine reds are the best - freckels and all. I have fvcked two of them so far.

Hey old mate. The rugby was awesome! I am a sharky supporter and I am looking forward to the Currie cup final when we play against Western Province. Both my kids are in Cape Town - but they support the Sharks, especially my daughter who is 21 now and an IT expert. Chip off the old block indeed and as beautiful as her mother was when she was an oirish lass.
My son is 25 and bigger and more handsome than me - blond with a red beard.

Well, these lighties know bugger all about women! I intend to fvck 50 different woman before I croak. My best friend is 60 and has only 4 months to live - cancer is a b!tch and we are all mortal after all. He taught me how to handle women and is married to a girl 21 years younger than him.