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When I entered the hotel pool, I immediately knew I was going to fvck her - despite of her ugly ass friend. I pour vodka down their throats and came with a stupidly simple DTF test. I stuck out my legs while she was in front of me and she bounce her butt back. She did so for 5 minutes.
Holy Sh!t the wedding starts in 45 minutes.
I got out of the pool and headed up to my hotel room. The. Key. Card. Did. Not. Work. And there they were, walking down the hallway. I asked them to use their room phone to call the front desk. They were sending somebody up. Hmmmmmm...maybe I should shower quickly there and get in my tux when the guy came up. I hopped out with only a towel in a hotel room with 2 drunk chicks in their bikinis. The good looking one thought it was a good idea to yank my towel. Bare assed BDJ charged his boner full steam ahead and pressed it against her stomach. Awkward ugly ass friend excused herself to the shower.
I was fingering that snatch until we realized no condom. No. Fvcking. Condom. She began to put my penis in her mou-Knock Knock Knock. Ah yes. The fvcking wedding. I wrapped the to around my raging boner and headed to my hotel room. No time to hammer out a quickie as my phone was blowing up with calls from my ride. I came back to her room and told her I'll see her tonight.
I never did. I fvcking hate weddings.
Holy Sh!t the wedding starts in 45 minutes.
I got out of the pool and headed up to my hotel room. The. Key. Card. Did. Not. Work. And there they were, walking down the hallway. I asked them to use their room phone to call the front desk. They were sending somebody up. Hmmmmmm...maybe I should shower quickly there and get in my tux when the guy came up. I hopped out with only a towel in a hotel room with 2 drunk chicks in their bikinis. The good looking one thought it was a good idea to yank my towel. Bare assed BDJ charged his boner full steam ahead and pressed it against her stomach. Awkward ugly ass friend excused herself to the shower.
I was fingering that snatch until we realized no condom. No. Fvcking. Condom. She began to put my penis in her mou-Knock Knock Knock. Ah yes. The fvcking wedding. I wrapped the to around my raging boner and headed to my hotel room. No time to hammer out a quickie as my phone was blowing up with calls from my ride. I came back to her room and told her I'll see her tonight.
I never did. I fvcking hate weddings.