"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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FIELD REPORT: a great friday night

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I'm on the crew team at my college, and we had a rowing machine test the other day. after all the girls saw my results (they were excellent) i noticed a lot of IOI's from a few of them. I flirted with a few of them and gauged their interest level.

Two nights ago one of the girls HB7 invited me over to her dorm where her and another girl HB6.5 interested in me from the team were pregaming. HB6.5 and H7 are very very close friends. i thought great. this should be cake.

i get there and we hang out flirt a bit and pregame. we all get pretty hammered and then go to a party with a "scantily clad" theme. I was grinding with HB 7 for a while, just hookin up on the dance floor and having a kickass time. Then the captain of the crew team comes by and tells me taht if i go with him he can hook me up with some beers. so i come back with a few beers, and i see HB7 grinding with some other guy trying to make me jealous. I find HB6.5 and just hooked up with her and gave her one of my beers while HB7 saw the whole thing. she got BURNED UP.

I go back to HB7 after a bit and tell her we should go back her dorm, and she's like
"you're such an *******, how could you hook up with HB6.5"
i give her a sly look and smirk and say "relax, we were just dancing"

she didnt want to kiss me for a little while longer to prove that she wasn't a slut, so i said "ok lets talk about it" as i lead her over to a couch in a more isolated room.

we started goign at it the second we got on the couch. then we went back to her dorm where we ****ed for a good 2 hrs.:D


What did i learn from this: girls work off jealousy so easily, and cannot deal with sexual tension for very long.

what would i like to change about this? maybe an HB9 instead of HB7, or *gasp* a girl that i actually like on more than a sexual level. unfortunately that may not happen in college.

sorry about the tiny size of the pic, it's the only one i can find.

http://i10-3.facebook.com/pics/2/3/n8403257_3614.jpg
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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white cloud 8

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meh....at least she *LOOKS* remotely female :p :crackup: :down: u could do better though, don't just take what u can get, set your standards higher :up:
 

kiz

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:p hahhaha. that may just be a really bad pic of her, but i'm she's definitely pretty cute IRL. i will definitely be going for better, but i have no regrets here.
 
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