"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Field Report - a Girl and my Ex

AlexLefty

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This happened two days ago. My Ex and I have been talking on the phone pretty much since we broke up. Anyways, she wanted to come down to see me, I told her she could, but only if she brought a hot friend for my wing. It really helps to have a good wing. She said she would bring a friend if I promised not to make out with her. But of course, what do I want to do right when she says that? I want to make out with her friend! She had challenged me... My wings name's Jonah and he's an AFC, but he's a valuable wing in that he'll basically do what I tell him to.

Anyways, they come down here and we go to my friends pool room house thing. We put on a movie, start the fire place, and play pool. Jonah and I vrs Kayla (my ex) and Elisa (my target). Whenever a team made a ball, the other team had to take a shot. And so it went for about 30 minutes, as I was building rapport with Elisa.

Some more time passes and the movie ends. I tell Jonah to take Kayla into the back room to pick a new movie. When they leave, I make a move and start making out with Elisa. I pull away after like 10 seconds. She didn't mind kissing me, but when I stopped she said that she had to tell Kayla about it. I tried to convince her not to, but there was no stopping her.

Kayla was pissed because she still has very strong feelings for me. She starts running around outside while I'm trying to calm her down and give her an explanation, but she doesn't want to hear it and gets mopey. Then I went back inside, pulled Jonah aside and told him that he had to kiss Kayla. He was reluctant at first, but then he agreed. When Kayla came back inside, he went in and kissed her. It was the revenge she needed. I then pretended like I was mad and stormed out of the room, and Kayla chased me.

We talked for about 10 minutes outside and I told her how angry I was at her. And then we started kissing. I took her hand and led her into the carpeted garage with a personal gym inside it. I lied her down and we fvcked for.....i don't know, a long time.

30 minutes later I told her we were dating again.

About an hour later we all went home and happily slept.



I forgot to mention sometime in the mix we got Kayla and Elisa to make out for like 5 minutes. It was pretty sweet.



Great night.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HAHahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha. Loved it.

"Then I went back inside, pulled Jonah aside and told him that he had to kiss Kayla"

That was so damn genius dude. Props.
 

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BPH said:
Reading stuff like this makes me jealous. Not of the fact that you're getting sex but about how much easier it is to do, given the factors.
What is it that Alex has available that you dont?
 

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Hahaha I was waiting for the two girl one guy scenario. I've got a story.

So this is all the way back in sophomore year, before any of this progress. Soon after I started dating my only long-term (now ex) girlfriend, I was on a bus with her and another couple. We were all on the same sports team and were going on an overnight trip. The guy is one of my best friends and he's a boss, but he was with an average girl at this time in his life. She had really good game. So we're on that bus, sitting in two rows, them behind us.

Toward the end of the bus ride, his girl, Meghan and I had been playing a game where we stuck our noses between the seats and talking. Well, who can resist an opportunity like that? So I kissed her.

Everyone was shocked, it was a big moment. Then my friend, like the bro he is, says "The only way this is cool is if I get to kiss Katherine, dude." Fair is fair, so they ducked between the seats and kissed.

So we get into the hotel for this overnight trip and were like well sh!t, let's keep doing this. Got onto adjacent beds, with the opposite partner. Also at some point I fingered my girlfriend in the bathroom.

The best part was when I ended up in someone else's room with both Katherine and Meghan. I told them to kiss. They looked at each other for a minute, then did it. I told them to both kiss me. Weird, awkward, nose-bumping occurred, but interesting tongue action. My buddy was later able to see them kiss.

Unfortunately, the tale takes a bad turn. We got walked in on, someone saw what happened. He was a big gossip, so he told some people. It immediately got around to everyone. We tried to play it off as fake kissing, didn't work at all.

He admitted the truth to the group fairly recently. Shoulda been upfront about it right away. Still, never going to forget that.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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''I forgot to mention sometime in the mix we got Elisa and Kayla to makeout.''

BEAST.

One time I was hooking up with my ex for the first time and she just randomly started making out with this girl. Also, she was kissing some guy when I pulled her. I love being hot :)

BPH man, I'm in the same situation you are right now: no alcohol, no parties, no isolation location. I stilll go for it. I figure if I had longer to work with it, I'd be getting something. As is, I have descent specs.
 

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LearningSlowly said:
I've got a story.
Purely awesome. I love your 'just go for it' mentality because it's a hard thing to have.

BPH said:
I don't have a place to isolate a girl. In a family of 5 somebody is almost always home.

Given the fact that it's Delaware, I wish I had a decent amount of targets or a friend that wasn't an AFC or constantly in a relationship.
Listen, if you've got enough rapport with a girl, you don't need a place to isolate. I'm talking a car, a park (with a blanket), an elementary school, a random stairwell, a church, a friends house, etc. I've had sex with Kayla in all these places. If you've built up enough rapport with a girl, it doesn't matter where you have sex. Though I'd recommend a car for her first time so she's comfortable.

It sounds like you have the wrong attitude. I too remember when I used to count my 'prospects' at school. Keep track of the number of girls I had a chance with. I got over doing that once I realized it was only hurting me inside. Go out, have fun, and don't put so much mental energy into women. Remember that with enough effort, random good things will happen. If you go to enough parties, if you go on enough adventures, if you meet enough new people, eventually you WILL randomly score a girl. Of course, with some knowledge you're able to make that randomness less random and push it more towards your favor. Random good things will happen eventually, but with some effort and knowledge you can make those random things happen more frequently.

Also, all my friends are AFCs. Every single one. I just have 2 BEST friends that I trust enough to share this information with and to bring them with me on my adventures. I'm trying to get these 2 friends more into game, but it's slow coming. Besides those two friends, the rest are AFCs. Even my friends who are the top dogs of the school are AFCs, they only get s3x because of nonexistent social value standards like being the star running back and b-ball player. Without this, they would be nothing, they have no game. But I'm still their friends. By being friends with a high value male, you'll receive some of that value. BEFRIEND THE MOST POPULAR KIDS AT YOUR SCHOOL.

I'm done.
 
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