Marlimus
Senior Don Juan
Okay, this happened about 2 weeks ago.
I walked into the laundry room in my dorm to collect my stuff when I spied a cutie sorting on the table. I look at her, she looks up at me, then looks away. My gut says, go for it. I start making idle chit-chat. Now I can't remember exactly how the conversation went, but here are some of the things I said:
Her: What's your major?
Me: Exotic dancing.
Her: Yeah, right! Seriously, what is it?
Me: I'm serious. I could show you my moves, but I don't think you can afford my services.
I ask her her name. When she tells it to me, I shake my head in disapproval. I tell her that her name doesn't suit the shape of her head, and that I will call her something else.
We keep talking. At one point she is leaning on the table with her head resting in her hand , giving me the DDB look (doggy dinner bowl) I asked her a question, and she mirrored my body me body language. She didn't know her extension, and i didn't have pen or paper on me, but she gave me her dorm number.
AFTERTHOUGHT:
in spite of my use of ****y and funny, I get the feeling that I could have recited the phone book and still be able to get IOI's, which is disappointing. Paradoxically, as I have been working out and getting my acne under control, it is getting easier and easier, but I feel unfulfilled. I want to feel as though I succeded because of my game, not my physical attributes. I have mixed feelings.
I walked into the laundry room in my dorm to collect my stuff when I spied a cutie sorting on the table. I look at her, she looks up at me, then looks away. My gut says, go for it. I start making idle chit-chat. Now I can't remember exactly how the conversation went, but here are some of the things I said:
Her: What's your major?
Me: Exotic dancing.
Her: Yeah, right! Seriously, what is it?
Me: I'm serious. I could show you my moves, but I don't think you can afford my services.
I ask her her name. When she tells it to me, I shake my head in disapproval. I tell her that her name doesn't suit the shape of her head, and that I will call her something else.
We keep talking. At one point she is leaning on the table with her head resting in her hand , giving me the DDB look (doggy dinner bowl) I asked her a question, and she mirrored my body me body language. She didn't know her extension, and i didn't have pen or paper on me, but she gave me her dorm number.
AFTERTHOUGHT:
in spite of my use of ****y and funny, I get the feeling that I could have recited the phone book and still be able to get IOI's, which is disappointing. Paradoxically, as I have been working out and getting my acne under control, it is getting easier and easier, but I feel unfulfilled. I want to feel as though I succeded because of my game, not my physical attributes. I have mixed feelings.