Ryan
Master Don Juan
1) The Girl
2) How we met
3) The date
So first thing I tried to remember the "suggestions" from previous FR: dont hold hands, dont act desperate etc.
4) Aftermath
Ok so rate and critique?
Please if you haven't gotten laid in the past three months, dont bother replying.
Thank you for your time. If you need anymore information just ask.
Aside: Oh btw I have a PIG coming over tommorrow, and good chance I will penetrate
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What I did well:
Mistakes I committed:
What I will do next time:
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- 20 year old
- Type-->> Indian FOB (yeah I have a thing for indians), thick indian accent ---> just graduated
- Looks: 6.
- Conservative: Never had a bf before, never been on a date before, never kissed a guy before
2) How we met
- Standard routine..we matched on Tinder (she was just trying out Tinder), then I escalated to text
- As soon as she told me she is leaving for india for a few weeks , I realized I should set up a date
- So since we were texting late last night, I messaged her "I have suprise for you", and decided to call her:
3) The date
So first thing I tried to remember the "suggestions" from previous FR: dont hold hands, dont act desperate etc.
- I show up 5min late (I'm always rushing for dates), we were looking for a tim hortons but all the tim hortons on the gps did not actually exist so we did drive around a bit.
- We pull into a Mcdonalds--->> Order food, I pay (its only a couple dollars), but interesting while I pulled out my wallet I noticed she started fumbling around in her bag to pay.
- Wierd how she insisted on carrying her backpack with her everywhere (instead of leaving it in my car)
- The lineup was long, so we sat down in a booth, I sat next to her (learnt that from mystery) and we just had general conversation : cricket, what kind of job she wants, she spoke about her brother, where she likes to shop , I made a few jokes and she laughed.....she also mentioned how much she owed me for the chicken burger, I retorted "forget it"
- I also noticed that I offered to share some of my fruitopia with her, but she mentioned she doesnt like soda (which fruitopia is not)
- Since she is conservative etc....I decided not to be too aggressive: After a while, I did put my arm around her (but not touching) -->> she didnt put up any resistance, (also someone here told me I was being too sleazy in on my FRs when I put my arm around some girl on the first date)
- After a while, she said lets go, I immediately got up and we walked to my car , opened up the car door for her, and she remarked "thats so cliche" lol , I replied back "im old fashioned"---->> How would of you replied? We got in the car, I start programming the GPS and ask her what her address is, she gives it to me, we drive back. On the car ride back she asks me how many girlfriends I had in the past, I reply " actual relationships or just hookups?" , conversation included, her joy for cooking and dancing, we also talked what an ideal marriage partner would be like, I delivered my "my wife would be like my best friend, and we would keep each other in check and grow together etc" line (let her think I want a relationship, not a fukboy lol)
- Back at her place, we sat in my car in the parking lot, I made a mental note to mention to her that she should go to sleep (she has a big day tomorrow), but in the car we talked some more: job hunting strategies, gifts she bought for her family, then she said "when I come back after a month, Im not sure if we will still see each other" I replied "thats fine " (displaying indifference etc)
- I started rubbing her neck ross jeffries style (girls love this), and then I dont know how we got to this, but I said "just pretend Im an indian guy", "hello can I be your bf?!" in my best indian accent, and head bobbing ---> she replied "this is only the first date" but she was laughing at my impersonation (yeah I know it was lame ...I will lose points for this...but it was one of those moments where I didn't think before speaking) . I then suggested "its getting late, you should go sleep you have a big day tommorrow" , but she kept talking lol ....
- Anyhow, I kept escalating....hormones kicking in, I lowered my arm below her shoulders,I asked for a hug, she said she has never hugged a guy before (yeah Ik sheltered conservative indian girl), "Cmon there is a first for everything"............and then I leaned in for the hug, "Hmmm you feel nice like a teddy bear" she said "No I am fat" to which I replied, "no you are not" , she retorted " yes I am thats why I have to jog"
- Then like an idiot I pulled back and apologized "Im sorry didnt mean to go so fast", she also for some reason apologized and said she has never kissed a guy before. Then she said she should go...
4) Aftermath
- Who knows? I feel she will flop after coming back after a month but I dont care....lots of matches on tinder, bumble.
- She hasn't messaged me as of this point, but I plan on wishing her for her trip tommorrow.
Ok so rate and critique?
Please if you haven't gotten laid in the past three months, dont bother replying.
Thank you for your time. If you need anymore information just ask.
Aside: Oh btw I have a PIG coming over tommorrow, and good chance I will penetrate
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What I did well:
- Listened well
- When she said "I dont think we will see each other when I come back from India" I handled it well by saying 'thats fine" (?)
- Took the risk of escalating near the end to kiss her (her first kiss ever)
Mistakes I committed:
- Asking her to be my bf, (even though I faked an Indian accent and it was funny)
- Apologizing for kissing her.
What I will do next time:
- Initiate the ending of the date (at mcdonalds)
- Dont rush to the date next time, get there calm and relaxed
- Dont apologize after kissing.
- Try to tease and play more
- <<please add>>
@Amante Silvestre
@ImTheDoubleGreatest! @Igetit! @3agle3yes @MrWood @dude99 @RangerMIke @marmel75
@logicallefty @VladPatton @sph21 @Alvafe @Mauser96@Julian @JohnChops@Mazer @Desdinova @sph21 @MidnightCity @deesade @guru1000 @Dash Riprock @ubercat @Murkserious @Poonani Maker @NSX-R @bradd80