"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fictional> Bl0wjob Report: Don't mess with ALPHA!!!

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Why didnt you want to end up in prison??? I bet you would be the center of attention!!!!


Truesay tho...youre a douchebag, kill yourself...seriously!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Bogus report of two jarheads on the juice. But it makes for a few laughs of entertainment as you read it.
 

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This story is disgustingly funny

I don't know why everyone is getting so pissed, I mean, sure its BS but it's funny BS

BTW, don't try to contest the authenticity of this story cuz no two guys are gonna take over an entire party, no matter how big the pythons.:rolleyes:
 

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hahaha, you meatstick......

Q: How do you get hard WHILE taking a **** ?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Hahah i can't believe some of you guys are taking this so seriously...

Its a funny post...
 

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Re: Bl0wjob Report: Don't mess with ALPHA!!!

perfect plot for a movie, maybe make some **** about a crazy ***** following u around and then u ditch her at a party where she gets gang raped


*edit: no need to quote the entire first post
 

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If you're going to rip someone else off, at least give the original author credit for it... otherwise your IP will be sent over to str8flexed or one of the other mods so they can deal with your stealing their poster's material (i.e. an IP ban).

Moved to Anything Else, title changed, thread closed.
 
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