Fictional> Bl0wjob Report: Don't mess with ALPHA!!!

[Happiness Renewed]

Why didnt you want to end up in prison??? I bet you would be the center of attention!!!!


Truesay tho...youre a douchebag, kill yourself...seriously!

 

[Colossus]

Your no more alpha than my little pony.

Take your ridiculous stories to someone who'll believe your punk a$$.

 

[MrHarris]

Bogus report of two jarheads on the juice. But it makes for a few laughs of entertainment as you read it.

 

[Rex Man]

This story is disgustingly funny

I don't know why everyone is getting so pissed, I mean, sure its BS but it's funny BS

BTW, don't try to contest the authenticity of this story cuz no two guys are gonna take over an entire party, no matter how big the pythons.

 

[thefonz]

hahaha, you meatstick......

Q: How do you get hard WHILE taking a **** ?

 

[Wubbman]

Originally posted by Teen Spirit
All you AFC's are jealous of the ALPHA SUPREME!!!!

*Cough*douchebag*Cough*

 

[souporman]

Hahah i can't believe some of you guys are taking this so seriously...

Its a funny post...

 

[BLUEox117]

Re: Bl0wjob Report: Don't mess with ALPHA!!!

perfect plot for a movie, maybe make some **** about a crazy ***** following u around and then u ditch her at a party where she gets gang raped


*edit: no need to quote the entire first post

 

[diablo]

If you're going to rip someone else off, at least give the original author credit for it... otherwise your IP will be sent over to str8flexed or one of the other mods so they can deal with your stealing their poster's material (i.e. an IP ban).

Moved to Anything Else, title changed, thread closed.