"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fictional> Bl0wjob Report: Don't mess with ALPHA!!!

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Why didnt you want to end up in prison??? I bet you would be the center of attention!!!!


Truesay tho...youre a douchebag, kill yourself...seriously!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Bogus report of two jarheads on the juice. But it makes for a few laughs of entertainment as you read it.
 

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This story is disgustingly funny

I don't know why everyone is getting so pissed, I mean, sure its BS but it's funny BS

BTW, don't try to contest the authenticity of this story cuz no two guys are gonna take over an entire party, no matter how big the pythons.:rolleyes:
 

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hahaha, you meatstick......

Q: How do you get hard WHILE taking a **** ?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hahah i can't believe some of you guys are taking this so seriously...

Its a funny post...
 

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Re: Bl0wjob Report: Don't mess with ALPHA!!!

perfect plot for a movie, maybe make some **** about a crazy ***** following u around and then u ditch her at a party where she gets gang raped


*edit: no need to quote the entire first post
 

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If you're going to rip someone else off, at least give the original author credit for it... otherwise your IP will be sent over to str8flexed or one of the other mods so they can deal with your stealing their poster's material (i.e. an IP ban).

Moved to Anything Else, title changed, thread closed.
 
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