Fiance of "run away bride" an afc? [merged]

[sux2bu]

A) This chick isn't 19.. she's 32. And acts like she's 13.

B) All you really need to know about her is that she wanted 14 bridesmaids -- can you say "pyscho?"

C) She didn't just get "cold feet". She didn't say "I need to think about this". She started a multi-state manhunt. Need I remind you of the state of women and girls getting abducted and murdered that immediately preceded this stunt? Hence the media attention. I hope they do charge her stupid ass.

But what cracks me up.. you know.. you just KNOW.. that for the entirety of their marriage, every time they get into a fight, he's gonna counter with "Well, at least I wasn't the one who ran off to New Mexico, biatch." :crackup:

Go ahead dumbass, marry the crazy wide-eyed nut-job anyways...

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

i hope the duluth da charges her. what a dumb ho, what a dumb guy.

 

[Ricky]

Speaking of AFC actions, remember a few years ago when a girl killed her 5 children by drowning them? Remember her husband forgiving her and standing by her side? How in the hell could that happen?

 

[Luscious]

Originally posted by Ricky
Speaking of AFC actions, remember a few years ago when a girl killed her 5 children by drowning them? Remember her husband forgiving her and standing by her side? How in the hell could that happen?

Yeah but in that case, as I recall the dude nailed her ass to the wall in court after her case was done and straight up screwed her over.

Plus the broad was even uglier in that case than in this runaway bride case. And that must be pretty DAMN ugly.

 

[VIVAlasVEGASBaby]

Oh boy this just keeps gettin better!
Runaway Bride Sentanced to Probation

LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. - Escorted into court by her fiance, runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks tearfully pleaded no contest Thursday to faking her own abduction. She was sentenced to probation, community service and a fine

:crackup:

"She's done everything that we would ask of her," said her lawyer, Lydia Sartain. "She has accepted responsibility."

Oh yes she's SUCH an innocent little troubled girl. We're ALL happy she learned her lesson and we're SO happy she had the courage to accept responsibility.

Does anyone else find this article hilarious?

 

[dietzcoi]

What a jackass moron this guy is. AFCism is rampant. How in God's name can it be stopped? I am despondent just seeing this type of ****.

We are ready for a fall, just like the Romans.

Dietzcoi

 

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Re: The Award Of The Biggest Averge Frustrated Chump In The History Of Man Goes To...

Originally posted by Maximus Rex
Mr. Mason gets this award hands down for letting his wedding get completely and totally out of hand, for staying with an emotionally unstable chick who was probably in a gangbang in some hotel on the Vegas strip, for just being an all around b*tch. AFC everywhere to salute you.

Here here!!

Shes totally blameless here, she did nothing more out of character than what any unstable b!tch with a pretty face and a cvnt would do. Hell If anything the b!tch is entitled to such acts of irresponsibility in this day and age. More power to her and I hope she rights a book.

You dont like it? STIFF SH!T, blame yourselves and your forefathers.

He on the other hand requires no more , no less than sterilisation....in a perfect world.

 

[sstype]

Originally posted by dietzcoi
What a jackass moron this guy is. AFCism is rampant. How in God's name can it be stopped? I am despondent just seeing this type of ****.

We are ready for a fall, just like the Romans.

Dietzcoi

Sadly, I believe you on this. Where are the real men going to be 20 years from now to lead society??

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by sstype
Sadly, I believe you on this. Where are the real men going to be 20 years from now to lead society??

They are the ones being trained by institutions (of sorts...) such as SS, Leykis 101, etc, and the sons of the few real men left.

 

[DJDamage]

The Saga continues.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050616/ap_on_re_us/runaway_bride

Now she is going to get paid money for the rights of the story!! Making a profit by doing something stupid!!! I need to hear Don King say one more time " ONLY IN AMERICA!"

 

[stalluproar]

Well now at least if they get married, he can divorce her a week later and take half HER money. But past events predict future results, she will probably get a prenup to protect her 500k for the made for TV movie and the guy will take it hook, line, and sinker (the prenup that is).

 

[DJDamage]

. F*cking Nancy Grace was all but ready to string the guy up on CNN the other night. She was like, "F*ck a trial, this guy killed her... she didn't get cold feet, and he doesn't have an alibi. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

Nancy Grace is a b1tch alright. Man I hate to be married to her.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2448050&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312