"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Few Things Guy must always have in his Crib.

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Jeez just reading this thread made me remember why i stopped coming here for 6 months. This site has been overtaken by douchebags.

Instead of ragging on this guy why dont you scrotum loving imbeciles come up with some of your own suggestions

To elaborate on the flower point, its good to have plants in the house PERIOD. Just adds a nice atmosphere. Although im not much of a botanist so i have no idea what kind of plants would be good in an apartment.... (marijuana plants? haha).
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Alen-Delon

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Marijuana plants would be nice hehehe... white widow.... i mean just some greene leave plants whatever suites your taste really.... i mean i have two plants in my apt and mostly everybody has complimented me on them... its just adds different feel to the house... i didnt came up with this stuff out of blue... you should set up you crib the way you want it ofcourse but some of the things i though would be helpful...

peace
 

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it just happend to me randomly. i had my Kama Sutra book on my dresser when this chick stumbeld upon it couple dayz ago. she was surpisingly excited like she discoverd soemthing golden. she immediatly asked me if i read the book, and i replied: yes i have many times and i also have couple of years of experiance in that field, Me: are you interested ? Her: oh yeah i also wanted to read it just never got around it, so how is it does it really make it extra special. Me: yeah its totaly different experiance, something you never experianced before, Her: ohh maybe you show sometime (with kinky smile on her face), Me: I'd love to but some other time. too fuking bad i have gf or i dbe macking that as$ instantly.
so maybe a copy of Kama sutra can help you get girl in the bed, and its really helpful to know the some of the stuff it talks about.

Peace !!
 

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no offence, some of the stuff you have in there does make sense, common sense that is. No one is hating your post or what ever, its just that your english is atrocious. and if some one points that out, it does not mean you can assume the right to call everyone out there un-educated, whe you yourself should review your posts and check up a dictionary. all the best with the "speiling"
 

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I thought the first post was pretty decent actually.
Yes, he might want to place a disclaimer that English isn't his native language, but how many North Americans, Brits, and Aussies cannot formulate proper sentences? :D



If you guys disagree with his post make your own breaking his down intelligently communicating your ideas. Otherwise don't post.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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