"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Feminists love the challenge of trying to convert a chauvanist into a women's lib man

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d!ckmojo

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This just occurred to me recently, but, when you present yourself as all strong and macho and sexist, leftist-feminist women are p1ssy about it, but, at least if you're charming and witty like I am, they start to like you despite themselves.

Then, what they'll try and do is convert you into a feminist, and they actually really enjoy it.

So what I do is pretend like they have a point, and sort of fool them into thinking that I see the light and agree with some of what they say.

And then, they feel so proud that they've enlightened you to their point of view, and they reward you with copious sexual favours.

Too bad feminists are uglier than regular chicks anyway, but its still a valuable tip.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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there was a girl I recently gave up on. She was a 6 at best, but she was also a lefty nut that took her feminist activism far more seriously than was realistic.

I wanted to do her so bad. women like this annoy me. I liked the prospect of giving her 15 orgasms in one hour and making her question her politics. : )
 
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