"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Feminist says that hooking up is like sexual assault!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Here's an interesting comment that is so true:

I dated a girl in college whose older sister had been married about a year, at the time. When I asked my girlfriend why the couple seemed to fight so much, she confided that her sister had slept with over 35 men in 4 years of college, but that her husband was a virgin when he met his future wife. Any time he would suggest sex and she declined, he would become enraged, thinking that she would sleep with a man at the drop of a hat before they met, but that she would deny her own husband. Those alpha males have cast a long shadow over their marriage.
 

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I dated a girl in college whose older sister had been married about a year, at the time. When I asked my girlfriend why the couple seemed to fight so much, she confided that her sister had slept with over 35 men in 4 years of college, but that her husband was a virgin when he met his future wife. Any time he would suggest sex and she declined, he would become enraged, thinking that she would sleep with a man at the drop of a hat before they met, but that she would deny her own husband. Those alpha males have cast a long shadow over their marriage.
man, I have came across two women like this in my lifetime

after they are done whoring around,they pick out a guy that they finally deicide to be celebate too

it should be a thread made to this mystery,needless to say I drop both these biatches


Nutz said:
Yup. Heartiste/Roissy hit the nail on the head with his Why Sluts Make Bad Wives article.

thanks for the link brother
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Feminists needs to be loved. With a fist f**k in the ass session preferably.
 

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God forbid that a woman is actually held accountable for her actions.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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women's mouths are for d!ck sucking not for yapping
 

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One mistake we make sometimes is thinking that if a woman is openly sexual with us while dating, we will have an excellent sexual relationship if married.
After two marriages, I realize that is pure horse-pucky.
 

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...and if any woman thinks that hooking up is like sexual assault, that means they would have no objection to being sewn-shut down there for the rest of her life right?
I'm guessing if they coerced the "assault" themselves it would be OK (?)
 
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